I'm so clever, I really am. And a poet, to boot.
And Artie is so dumb. And maybe a little deaf (might have to get Gaius to check that, now that I think about it).
Somebody tell me how simple part's right sounds remotely like the sun is very bright? Honestly, the syllables are completely wrong for a start.
Not that Prince Ridiculous would ever notice something so subtle, of course; he's hardly the brightest candle in the castle.
Still, it has to be said that the irony just kills me. Artie obviously thinks I'm the one that's stupid.
Me?