God, I absolutely love Gwaine. In a totally platonic, and completely brotherly way of course, because despite my slightly-built frame, I am very much a man, and do not hanker after manly knights (or any other type of knight, for that matter).
What was I saying?
Oh yes. I love Gwaine. He's brilliant. A man after my own heart.
Platonically speaking, of course.
Why do I love him?
Because he called Pratface out on his princess-y-ness.
Arthur. Who's always calling me a girl. Basically being called... a girl.
Absolutely priceless.
And that's why I love Gwaine.
As a brother.
Obviously.