I've been called a lot of things in my time. Apart from Merlin, that is, which, as it's my name, isn't really surprising. And then there's the whole 'Emrys' thing, which to be perfectly honest, is still a bit weird.
And we mustn't forget Golden Git's names for me, either. Not that I'll repeat them, because they really aren't worth my time.
But this is the first time that I've thought of a name for me. And, despite the undeniable girly-ness of it, I still think it's quite fitting.
Cupid.
Yep. Cupid. All I need is a bow and arrow.