I love Gwaine, I really do. And I suppose, if I'm being honest, I'm sort of fondish of Blondie as well. But oh. My. God. They are like a couple of three year-olds.

I'm younger than both of them, and yet clearly I'm the adult of the group. Honestly, squabbling like little boys, with each one trying to get the better of the other. So, so childish...

Especially as they were both so obviously in the wrong. If it wasn't for me, we'd all be dead. I won that game, and I had them both banged to rights.

So there.