Hey! You! Hi, the name's Darkstar! Sister of the Lovely Skystar (Purrs). Wish she could only understand I wanted to be with her.. Sad she must war on us. Anyways, Glad you're here! Psst, Meadowclan is M-A-D! I said it like that 'cause there's a spy here telling My mousebrain mother to attack when we're the weakest. I'm pretty sure they took Blackkit.
Hello, my name is Shadowkit. My mother is ... DARKSTAR! She's the BEST mother ever! She brings me Starling feathers! And Moon rocks! And she manages the whole clan! And she never lo- never mind! Also I hate my Grandmother. She scarred me right on my pelt, see? Okay, go see my older sister, Nightfur!
My sister sent you here? How lovely! Anyways, all of us have dark pelts. And dark names. Like Onyx and Coal. Goodbye!
That was the LAST intro! If you haven't chosen a clan, you're a rogue!