I've just been threatened with exile.
Really.
Exile?
Are you having a laugh?
Once again, His Royal Stubbornness is being a complete booby. He's refusing to admit he still loves Gwen (the stupid twit), and has just declared to the entire court that he plans to marry this Mithian person (whoever that is).
So, being the wise and helpful servant that I am, I merely tried to gently prod the raving loony in the right direction, and remind him that he was still in love with Gwen.
Which is obvious to everyone apart from him, apparently.
Here we go again...