I know I shouldn't.

I really, really shouldn't.

But it's just so tempting!

Honestly, I'm sure anyone else would do the same thing. Even if it meant several trips to the stocks. Or if it meant Arthur would probably skewer them with a spoon.

But truthfully... how many people could resist? I thought that seeing Artie in too-small peasant clothes would be enough, I really did. And then, when I said he was a simpleton... well, surely that was enough petty revenge. Or so I told myself...

Apparently not, though.

Arthur Pendragon. Washing dishes.

Too wondrous an opportunity to miss...