It appears that Artie has discovered new depths of idiocy when it comes to threatening his favorite manservant (yes, I know that given the choice between George and myself, it's hardly a compliment being the favorite, what with George being a complete bootlicker, but be that as it may...)

What was I saying?

Oh yes, new depths of idiocy. Threatened with a spoon, for goodness sake.

And for the record, for once in my life I am glad that Arthur is so oblivious. He completely missed the fact that Uther was trying to expose my magic.

That was close!