I really, really, really want to slap Mordred.

I mean, really.

Quite apart from the fact that he's destined to kill Arthur at some point - which is bad enough- he's too bloody nice for his own good. Everyone loves him.

It's sickening.

I'm not jealous, I swear. I mean, okay, it's a bit annoying how Arthur fawns all over him. "I'm determined he'll receive nothing but encouragement from me," he says.

Ugh.

Where was my bloody encouragement, I ask you?

Even Gaius loves him.

Maybe I am a bit jealous. I just want to slap him.

Possibly Arthur, too.