You know, I'm starting to think that magical creatures who try to help me really shouldn't bother. I thought Kilgharrah was bad enough with his riddles and cryptic conversations, but that fairy thingy I spoke to today was even worse.

"Left is right and right is left. And the way behind is the way ahead. It is simple."

I mean, what the bloody hell was that about?

Figured it out eventually though, as I'm such a clever warlock.

Arthur though? Still not so clever. Completely swallowed the drivel that I spouted about smelling the sea from the north.

Bless him.