"So, huh, LadiesMan217. That is your eBay username, right?" Creepy asks Sam
"Yeah, but, it was type so I ran with it." Sam replies
"What do you make of this?" Creepy says as he plays Sam's voice recording.
"My name is Sam Witwicky and this is my cousin Heather Witwicky, okay, and my..."
"Is that you?" Creepy asks
"Yeah, that sounds like LadiesMan." Mikaela says
"Last night, at the station, you told the officer your car transformed" Creepy stated. "Enlighten me."
"well, here's what I said, okay?" Sam says. " 'cause this is a total misunderstanding that my car had been stolen..."
"really?"
"from me, from my home, but it's fine now because it came back" Sam said
"well, not by itself." Mikaela says as I just sit back and be quiet.
"well, no" Sam also says
"Because cars don't do that because that would be crazy" Mikaela continues.
I try to undo the cuffs before they dig even more into my wrists as Sam, Mikaela and Creepy laugh for a little bit before Creepy suddenly stops and looks at us directly.
"That's funny. That is so funny. What do you know of...Aliens?" Creepy asks
"you mean like a martian? like E.T? nope." I reply
"It's an urban legend." Mikaela states
"yeah" Sam agrees
"you see this? this is an I-can-do-whatever-I-want-and-get-away-with-it badge" Creepy said, showing us his badge.
"right, sure, Creepy" I tell him
"I'm gonna lock you up forever" Creepy says
"oh, God, you know, don't listen to him." Mikaela says. "He's just pissy cause he's got to get back to guarding the mall."
"you in the training bra, do not test me." Creepy said to her. "especially with your daddy's parole coming up."
"What? Parole?" Sam asks
"It's nothing." Mikaela says
"oh, grand theft auto, that ain't nothing?" Creepy asks
"Ain't is not a word, Creepy." I tell him
"shut your trap, missy" Creepy tells me.
"Make me, asshole" I reply just as Creepy slaps me. "you'll regret doing that, creepy"
"oh, I'm scared" Creepy says mockingly.
I just glare at him, wanting to throw a wrench at him
"you know those cars my dad used to teach me to fix? well..they weren't always his." Mikaela says
"you stole cars?" Sam asks in shocked voice
"well, we couldn't always afford a babysitter, so he had to take me along." Mikaela tells him
"She's got her own juvie record to prove it!" Creepy states. "She's a criminal. Criminals are hot"
"hey, Creepy, don't look at my friend that way, you pervert" I tell him
"Shut up, missy" Creepy says as he slaps me again.
"That's be a real shame if he had to rot in jail for the rest of his life. It is time to talk!" Creepy said in a sad mocking voice than gets serious.
'you are so gonna get, perverted creepy' I think to myself, struggling to keep my power hidden
"you're gonna get it, creepy" I said in a singsong voice, watching the detector go off and he's not noticing it is.
"do you want to get hit again, missy?" Creepy asks as the car slams into something metal and we're blinded for a few, but I knew who it was.
"big, it's big" the driver says as the car was lifted high above the ground.
"I can't see it! I can't see it!" driver dude says
"Shift your weight to the front!" I say as they do what I said as the roof is suddenly ripped off and we land on the ground again, with the bright light shining on us and Optimus turns the lights off so we can see.
I look up, smiling, and see Optimus standing there.
"You assholes are in trouble now" I say in a singsong voice
"Gentlemen, I want to introduce you to my friend, Optimus Prime" Sam says
"Taking the children was a bad move." Optimus says. "Autobots, relieve them of their weapons"
"freeze" Ironhide says
"whoa, whoa, whoa" Creepy says
"Gimme those" Jazz says as he uses a magnet to take the men's weapons.
"Hi, there" Creepy says
"you're gonna get it, creepy" I say as I finally manage to get the cuffs off my wrists.
Creepy was going to reply, but dad stopped him by asking him a question, "you don't seem afraid. Are you not surprised to see us?"
"Look, there are S-Seven protocols, okay?" Creepy said "I'm not authorized to communicate with you except to tell you I can't communicate with you." Creepy finishes.
"Get out of the car" Optimus says
"all right" Creepy says
"ya don't need to tell me twice" I reply as I jump out of the car and land on my feet.
"me? you want me to get..." Creepy start saying
"now!" Optimus kinda yells at him.
I just stand there, watching the government dudes get out of the car along with Sam and Mikaela.
"very nifty how you put us down without really killing us." Creepy says
I see that Mikaela got her cuffs off already and was working on Sam's cuffs.
"You good with handcuffs too?" Sam asks her
"you weren't supposed to hear all that." Mikaela tells Sam.
"Sam, I have a record because I wouldn't turn my dad in. When have you had to sacrifice anything in your perfect little life?" Mikaela told Sam
"Big guys with big guns" Creepy says
I walk to him and stand in front of him. "what is Sector Seven, asshole?" I ask while looking directly at Creepy.
"Now, I repeat, what is Sector Seven?" I say as I play with a wrench as Sam and Mikaela come up behind me.
Where are my parents?" Sam asks as Mikaela asks "how do you know about Aliens?"
than Sam starts searching Creepy's pockets and finds what he was looking for.
"hey you touch me, that's a federal offense" Creepy says as Sam pulls out his badge.
"Do-what-I -want-and-get-away-with-it badge" Sam says
"yeah, brave now all of a sudden with his big alien friend standing right over there." Creepy says
"where is Sector Seven?" Sam asks
"wouldn't you like to know." Creepy replies
Just than Bumbles takes his cover off and it hits Creepy on the head. Creepy just stand there, scratching his head, and than pees on him.
"oh, my. Bumbles, you smart bot." I say as I laugh my ass off.
"Bumblebee, stop lubricating on the man." Optimus says with amusement in his voice.
"get that thing to stop, huh?" Creepy says and that stops my laughter.
Standing straight up, "Listen here, Creepy, they are not things. they are autobots, bitch head ." I say in a cold voice and I act like I was going to throw a wrench at him.
"All, right tough guy. Take it off" Mikaela states to Creepy
"what are you talking about?" Creepy asks
"she means, take your clothes off, asshole" I tell him
"For what?" he asks
"For threatening my dad" Mikaela says
"Little lady, this is beginning of the end of your life." Creepy tells her. "you're a criminal. Let's face facts, it's in your gene pool."
"those are nice. Now get behind the pole" Mikaela states and I chortled.
"this is such a felony, what you're doing." some dude says.
"I will hunt you down." Creepy says as the other dude repeats him.
"nobody likes a copycat" I state
"we've got to alert everyone." Creepy says
"all ready on it" dude says
"WHAT?!" I yell out just as Ironhide yells out, "Optimus, incoming." and Ironhide hits the ground with his fist, causing the cars to swerve and whatnot.
"Roll out." Optimus says as Sam, Mikaela and I get onto Optimus's hand and we hang on as Optimus leads the helicopters away and after a while we ditched them when Optimus swung himself up under a bridge.
We hung onto Optimus as the helicopters went under the bridge.
"easy you three" Optimus says as a helicopter got near us, which caused Mikaela to lose her grip and fall, but Sam grabbed her while I grabbed his hand.
"Hold on" Optimus said as he tried to catch us, but luckily Bumblebee caught us.
"Stop, stop" Sam and I said, trying to get he guys to listen, but they just fired at Bumblebee, causing him to fall down.
I watched as some cars drove up and men come off the helicopters, spraying some sort of liquid at Bumblebee.
I saw Sam attack one guy and I did the same, just to be pulled back and be cuffed.
Sam, Mikaela and I were brought before Creepy dude.
"happy to see me again?" creepy asks
"no" I reply back
"put them in the car with their criminal friend" creepy says and the two men holding us, pushed us toward a car and we got in.