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Chapter 3: Omakes
This is a series of ideas that I had which I didn't think would make a full story on their own. With the exception of the last one, they are all cannon to the story.
Omake 1: Cardin's Just Reward
Quick Note: This Omake will be a continuous series throughout Yandere for a Day. This is just the introduction to the story.
Pyrrha's POV, 2 hours after Infection
Pyrrha is walking through the hallway, searching desperately for her one true love as she seems to have lost track of him. When she comes around a corner, she is met with a sight which enrages her to her very core. Sky Lark and Dove Bronzewing are holding on to Jaune's left and right arms as Cardin Winchester punches him in the stomach repeatedly while Russel Thrush records it on his scroll. Her eyes start glowing black as various pieces of metal all over the school begin bending toward the angry Spartan Yandere. She grabs Milo and Akouo, readying herself to jump in and tear the bullies limb from limb, but she stops when she notices a large figure on the other side of the hall staring lovingly at Cardin Winchester. A devious smirk comes across her face as she recognizes the person.
Before Pyrrha can even make a move, Nora Valkyrie and Yang Xiao Long exit a room on the side of the hallway and see what's happening to Jaune. A massive wave of heat goes off, as Sky and Dove begin to panic. "GET THE HELL OFF OF HIM!" Yang screams. Cardin and Russel turn just in time to see a glowing, red eyed Yang Xiao Long's fist inches away from Cardin's face. The impact is strong enough to drive the meat head's head straight through a nearby locker door, prompting a growl from the mysterious figure. Team _RDL is so distracted by the sudden attack that they make a serious mistake. They ignore Nora Valkyrie. The Pink Bomber flies into action with Magnhild at the ready. She slams her hammer into each of the conscious boy's knees before they can even make a move, breaking all of their legs as Yang picks Jaune up. Pyrrha's smirk widens into a psychotic smile as she sees the figure twitch in anger. She decides to leave Jaune in Yang and Nora's hands, trusting Nora to keep Yang from making a move on her man as she formulates her twisted revenge against Cardin.
Unlike many of the victims, Pyrrha was fully aware that she had been infected by the Y-2 virus, as the contagion has traces of metal in it which she can detect via her Semblance. That doesn't mean she's in her right state of mind though. She uses her Semblance pull a small part of the virus from her blood stream and fashions a makeshift dart from some of the debris of the locker Cardin's head destroyed and fires it at the mysterious admirer, smiling viciously as she sees the pink hearts flash up in their eyes. She quietly walks away as Nora and Yang take Jaune to the infirmary, leaving Team CRDL to their own devices.
Sky Lark's POV
A few seconds after they depart, Sky sees a large woman enter the hall way staring at Cardin. This isn't just any woman though, this is Olga Eberstark, the woman who takes the idea that all Huntresses are beautiful and violently strangles it so hard that it's eyes pop out with her massive, hairy knuckled hands. She is 7'1" tall, weighs 467 lbs and has the body shape of a hybrid between a Beringel and a mutated potato. She has short Butch style black hair; a massive, bushy unibrow with a small, hairy mole above the left side; a massive nose so crooked that at looks like it's been broken in two places with a much more massive hairy mole which takes up the entire cleft of her lip, a very noticeable girlstache and a cartoonishly broad chin.
The woman? notices Sky looking at her, so she puts a finger to her lip and shushes him before she grabs Cardin and tosses his unconscious body over her shoulder and runs off.
Omake 2: The Terrible Slaughter
WARNING!: This story contains scenes of graphic violence so terrifying that Satan himself will view them with disgust. Don't read this, seriously, it's messed up.
There's a dark room with a single light hanging over the top with a chair sitting in it. The chair seems to have a sock tied to it. Upon closer inspection it is clear that this is no ordinary sock, it has a face on it, clearly making it a sock puppet. To be more specific, it is a Cinder Sock Puppet. Mercury Black burst into the room with pink hearts in his eyes as he gazes longingly at the puppet. "Finally, now that I've dealt with anyone who could get in the way, we can finally be together." Mercury says. "Mercury!" The puppet "says" in a falsetto voice. "What did you do?!" Sock Puppet Cinder asks.
Mercury turns to the puppet with a crazed look in his eye. "You really want to know what I did? Fine, I'll tell you. I got rid of every sock puppet in the entire school!" He says. Sock Puppet Cinder gasps "Genocide! How could you?!" she says. Mercury chuckles darkly in response. "It was actually kind of easy. First, I had to take care of Puppet Emerald. She was easy to deal with since she had a critical weakness, a loose string in the lining at the bottom her body. I pulled it out slowly, making sure that she felt every second of pain until eventually, the string snapped. Now her bottom is so loose that she will never be able to sit securely on anyone's hand again!" He says. Cinder Puppet gasps dramatically "How fiendish!" She says.
"After that was done, I still had to deal with Puppet Jaune Arc. I knew exactly what to do with him though. I waited until the dead of night, snuck into team JNPR's room and kidnapped him. I left him at the head quarters of Porn Addicts Anonymous and well, I'm sure you can guess what a porn addict does with a sock." He continues. Puppet Cinder gasps again and says "Oh Monty, you're a monster!"
"But I wasn't done yet, I still had 2 puppets left to deal with! Puppet Ruby and Puppet Yang! I was especially brutal with them. I cut off their eyes, washed off their faces and left them in Professor Port's gym bag. Now they will spend the rest of their lives suffering from that fat professor's sweaty feet." He adds, drawing another gasp from Cinder Puppet. "You monster!" She says.
"I knew it wasn't over yet though, I still had one potential enemy left, a stuffed Pyrrah by the name of The Great One." Mercury says, cuing another gasp from Puppet Cinder, "NO! NOT HER! SHE IS BELOVED BY ALL!" She screams. "Maybe, but I'll do anything for you baby. I cut a hole in the bottom of the toy and left it for team Ruby and Yang's dog Zwei! He's probably humping it as we speak." At this, Puppet Cinder is left in shocked silence. After a few seconds, she says. "So let me get this straight... You destroyed puppet Emerald's lining, left Puppet Jaune to be used as a masturbation rag, turned Puppet Ruby and Puppet Yang into Professor Port's gym socks and made the Great One into a sex toy for a Corgi all out of your love for me?" Mercury nods in agreement.
"It's just so cruel, so evil, so dastardly, I LOVE IT! I'm so hot right now just take me right here!" She says. Mercury pulls the sock puppet from its restraints, balls it up, and chucks it into his mouth as he sucks on it sensually. He is completely unaware of the actual Cinder, who apparently witnessed the entire event. Her entire face seems to be twitching violently as her mind shatters while trying to comprehend what she has just witnessed. She closes the door, leaving the two to whatever it was they were doing, marches straight to Ozpin's office and promptly turns herself in, hoping to make amends for all her crimes so that she doesn't have to be on the same side as that freak.
Omake 3: A Failed Infection
Quick Note: This is just a random thought I had at work. Some of you guys have been asking about Neo, so I thought I would give you a teaser of her Yandere adventure.
Neopolitan's POV
Neopolitan is sitting on a couch in one of Roman Torchwick's hide outs with a bowl of ice cream as she watches TV. Suddenly, a pair of pink hearts begin glowing in her eyes as she goes into a brief trance like state. The trance ends seconds later and Neo is left sitting there in confusion. She eventually shrugs it off, grabs her ice cream and starts eating it while continuing to watch TV as if nothing had happened.
The camera zooms in closer to her, as if expecting her to do something, drawing her attention. After a few seconds, she pauses her show, puts her ice cream to the side and grabs a dry erase board, a marker and an eraser. She writes something on it before showing it to the camera. It reads "What? You expect me to go out and do something out of character just because some virus that turns people into Yandere's infects me? Newsflash, I'm already a Yandere, so of course I'm immune to it."
She puts the board down and tries to go back to what she was doing, but the camera doesn't budge. She rolls her eyes before grabbing it again, erasing the last message and writing a new one before showing it to the camera. It says, "Look, I don't even have a convenient target right now. Who do you think I was going to go Yandere on, Roman? I'm pretty sure he's gay considering how in to fashion he is. There is a blonde guy I'm interested in, but he's pretty far away right now and I don't feel like leaving the comfort of the safe house." Neo puts it down and tries to go back to what she was doing, but the camera still hangs around.
She pouts angrily at the device before grabbing the board, erasing it and writing another message. It says, "Look, if you really want to see me do something Yandere like, just come back later! I'm not going to abandon my delicious bowl of Ice Cream just because some stupid virus tells me to do something crazy! I promise I'll go Yandere on that blonde guy I was talking about earlier if you just let me eat my Ice Cream in peace." This time, the camera seems satisfied with her answer, so it floats away, leaving her to enjoy her time off.
Omake 4: ?
Quick note: This last part is just a random idea that popped into my head while I was at work. I think it would make an interesting story, but I just don't have time to do anything with it. If there's any serious writers out there who want to take a crack at it, be my guest.
Post Apocalyptic Mistral
A much older looking Sky Lark looks over the broken landscape from the ruins of what was once Haven Academy. His hair is fairly similar, though it now has a fairly significant amount of grey in it. He also sports a large horse shoe mustache. His right eye has gone milky white, signaling and a large, jagged scar running down from the center of his right eye brow to the far end of the middle of his cheek before taking a sharp turn and running across his cheek before stopping right at the top part of his mustache. He seems to have bulked up slightly as well, coming closer to the build of his former team leader Cardin Winchester. His armor is dark black as well, and it has multiple scratches on it's surface.
His Halbred seems to have undergone an evolution as well. The handle is much darker in color and slightly thicker as well. The scope is a little bit larger, and there is a crack down the center of the crosshairs. The spike on the back of it seems to have been replaced by a 2 foot wide mace like head covered in 1 inch long spikes. The inward curving Axe Head now has serrated teeth lining the edge and the bottom part is now a mirror image of the top. The top of the handle now sports a 2 foot long retractable spear tip as well.
He looks out from the top of the ruined school, watching over a makeshift camp of refugees. He lets out an explosive sigh as he loses himself to his thoughts while watching a few kids playing in the rubble below. "It's been 25 years since this whole mess started... The Y-2 virus mutated out of nowhere. The new virus, dubbed Y-3 made the changes in a person's brain permanent. The Kingdoms tried to hold on, but one by one, they all fell. Vacuo lasted the longest. For once, their lack of a centralized form of government actually played out to their advantage. Still, even they eventually collapsed five years after the Yandere Apocalypse. Now the world is ruled by two warring factions.
"The first one is the Kingdom of Arcadia, which is ruled by the Yandere King Jaune Arc and his seven Yandere Queens." Sky snorts as he thinks of the Yandere King. "To think me and my team mates actually used to bully that guy. The Kingdom of Arcadia rules over most of Northern Remnant from their capitol city, Fort Arkin. The other faction is the Xiao Long horde. A group of barbarians led by the Supreme Khan Tai Yang Xiao Long and his 5 Yandere Generals. Their capitol is on the Island of Patch, built on the ruins of Signal Academy. They control a group of smaller nations and villages in South Remnant, demanding tribute from them in exchange for protection from the Kingdom of Arcadia. Those who don't pay are sacked and pillaged by the Xiao Long Horde."
"I had allies once, but they all ended up dead, infected or captured by Yanderes themselves. I haven't seen Cardin Winchester since he was kidnapped by Olga Eberstark in his first year at Beacon. Russel Thrush ended up dead a few days later, having been brutally murdered by a Yandere who was attracted to one of the kids we used to pick on. Even my partner, Dove Bronzewing, fell within the first weeks of the Y-2 infections. I still get sick when I think about what happened to him. I'm probably the last man out there still fighting against the Yanderes, but I feel like it is my duty." He thinks before he stands up and looks into the distance. "My name is Sky Lark, and I am the last of the Yandere Hunters." He thinks to himself as dramatic music plays in the background.
A/N: Well, that's it for the Omakes. Like I said, I don't have time to do anything with the last one, so if somebody wants to make something out of Sky Lark: The Last Yandere Hunter, then feel free to do so. As usual, I have no idea when the next chapter of this is coming, since this is a spur of the moment thing which I usually knock out in one day of writing per chapter. I might have something Thursday, but I make no promises. Thanks for reading and I'm sorry if the second Omake disturbed you as much reading as it did me when I wrote it.
