Chapter 5: Psycho Sisters part 1

Ruby Rose's POV

Ruby Rose and Yang Xiao Long both suddenly wake up at 5 in the morning with pink hearts in their eyes. The two sisters look to each other as a tense, silent conversation takes place. After a few seconds, they smile maniacally as they realize they have different targets. Ruby hops out of her bed as Yang gets up as well and the girls head silently exit the room and enter the deserted hallway.

"So how do you wanna handle this sis? Should we work together or just handle our business separately?" Yang asks Ruby after she closes the door. Ruby stops to think for a second. "Well, we both have an uphill battle ahead of us. I really wanna get in on what Weiss, Pyrrha and Jaune have together, but I'm afraid that they won't want me around since I'm so young. They'll probably be afraid of what you'll do to them as well." Ruby says. "Yeah, and I have to deal with Nora, so that's probably gonna get crazy really fast. Now that I think about it, we should split up. A fight between me and Nora is going to attract a lot of attention. You could use that as a distraction to make your move." Yang says. Ruby nods in agreement. "We should probably wait until after breakfast to make our move though, I need some time to make some preparations. Weiss told me about a special dust compound the other day that should help me worm my way into their relationship." She says. Yang just smiles and says, "Sound good to me, I hate fighting on an empty stomach anyway. I'll leave a note for Blake and Weiss so they don't get suspicious." Ruby nods and the two girls go their separate ways.

2 hours later

Ruby is sitting outside the room of Team CRDL, waiting in the shadows for somebody to appear. She grins darkly when she sees Russell Thrush exit alone and waits for him to close the door before rushing up behind him and slamming the back of his head with the flat end of Crescent Rose's Scythe blade. She then grabs him by the legs and drags him off with an eerie smile on her face.

1 and 1/2 hours later

Ruby happily skips into the cafeteria with a plate of cookies and some other assorted sweets. Everybody is on edge as they have no idea when the next Y-2 wave is going to hit. Half of the tables are still lying in pieces at the side of the room and there are still bullet holes in the walls since Professor Goodwitch hasn't had the time to fix the damage from yesterday yet. She stops right in front of the tables where Sky Lark and Dove Bronzewing are sitting before dropping the plate in front of them, much to the confusion of the two bullies. "Uhh, what's this?" Sky asks. "I know we haven't had the best relationship in the past since Cardin was bullying my friend Jaune for a while, but now that Cardin seems to have stopped, I thought I would try to make a peace offering." She says innocently. The two boys look at each other before smiling as they dig in to the sweets. "Speaking of which," Dove Bronzewing says as he takes a bite out of one of the cookies, "Have you seen Cardin lately? He never came back after dinner last night."

Cardin Winchester's POV

Cardin wakes up in an unfamiliar room. He tries to get out of the bed, but he stops when he feels a strange weight on his body. He opens his eyes and looks down to see a large, hairy arm lying on his chest. His eyes go wide in horror as he slowly looks over to see the drooling face of a naked Olga Eberstark. He puts his left hand in front of his mouth in order to keep himself from barfing as he grabs the woman's arm and gently removes it from his chest. He then slowly gets out of the bed and tries to run away, only to fall flat on his face as he trips over the large chain attached to his leg. The resulting thud is loud enough to awaken Olga, who gets up, allowing the covers to fall and reveals her oddly misshapen breasts and hairy nipples to Cardin. "Guten Morgen Cardin." She says with a wide smile on her face, revealing her rotten teeth to the now barfing team leader.

Ruby's POV

Ruby just shrugs and says "Nope, haven't seen him." Sky Lark takes a bite into an oddly gamey sugar coated jelly bean. The texture causes him to flinch slightly, but he shrugs it off and eats the rest of it as well. "Wow Ruby, these cookies are amazing! What's your secret?" Dove asks. Ruby just smiles at the boy and says "Oh you know, just the normal stuff. Lots of sugar, some chocolate chips, a dash of cinnamon and just a teensy little bit of-" She says before a pair of pink hearts flare up in her eyes, putting the two boys on edge. "The flesh of your team mate Russel Thrush!" She says with a harsh edge to her voice. The boys eyes go wide as saucers, with Dove's face going pale green as he stops chewing on the bit of cookie in his mouth. Ruby smiles sadistically as Dove bends over and begins vomiting.

She stares straight into the eyes of Sky Lark with cold, dead heart shaped eyes and says "And if I ever see or hear about you guys messing with Jaune again? I'll bake you both into a batch of Oatmeal Raisin cookies and feed you to whatever's left of the White Fang, since I know how much you guys love faunus." She continues, striking the fear of Monty into his very soul. The heart shapes in Ruby's eyes fade and she skips away with a huge smile on her face. She turns back to the two boys with an evil grin on her face and says "Oh, and those sugar coated jelly beans you ate?" Yang Xiao Long's furious roar of "NO! I WON'T LET YOU HAVE HER! SHE'S MINE YOU CRAZY LITTLE HALF PINT!" in the background as Ruby's grin gets even wider. "Yeah, those were Russel's jelly beans. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go grab my future husband while my sister throws down with Nora." She says before turning away yet again as Sky's eyes go wider than ever as he realizes the true meaning behind Ruby's words.

Nora Valkyrie's POV

Minutes earlier.

Nora is sitting with the rest of her team and team _WBY between Lie Ren and Blake Belladonna eating her pan cakes when she starts feeling slightly unnerved. She has no idea why she's feeling this way, but she can only assume that something really crazy is about to happen as it takes a lot to throw her off. She shrugs it off as she continues telling her story about the time she and Ren fought a herd of Goliaths, completely unaware of the heated stare coming from a very jealous Yang Xiao Long, who is angrily eating her scrambled eggs.

Weiss, who is completely unaware that anything is out of the ordinary as she files her nails while sitting between her new boyfriend and girlfriend, looks over to Yang and says "Do you have any idea why Ruby baked cookies for team CRDL? Last time I checked, we weren't exactly on friendly terms with them. Yang just looks over to Weiss with a slightly unnerving grin and says "She was hoping to try and make peace with them." Nora finished her story and sat back down to inhale her pan cakes like a human vacuum cleaner, a sight which never ceased to amaze and/or disgust her friends. "Oh I have great news! Me and Blakey are finally gonna go on a date!" She says, not even noticing how Yang crushed her fork with her bare hands upon hearing that. Blake's cheeks went violent red as the rest of their friends stared at the two. Jaune was the first one to break the silence by saying "That's great! I think you two will be an awesome couple!" Yang's eyes are turning red and her aura is starting to flare up as she listens to Nora. "Yup! I figured we'd go to a pancake house and follow it up with the new movie version of Ninja's of Love!" Nora happily proclaims, causing Blake's blush to intensify slightly. "Who knows? If the date goes really well, maybe we can try out some of the moves from the movie in the bed room!" She continues. Blake's face is red enough to be seen from space at this point as Yang finally snaps.

A pair of pink hearts flare up in her eyes as she jumps to her feet, upending the table and startling everybody else. "NO! I WON'T LET YOU HAVE HER! SHE'S MINE YOU CRAZY LITTLE HALF PINT!" Nora is briefly confused until she notices the pink hearts in Yang's eyes. A maniacal grin splits her face as she fully understands what's about to happen. Yang collides with the pink bomber with enough force to turn an Ursa Major inside out, knocking both of the girls through the cafeteria wall as Nora gleefully screams "Yay! This fight is going to be so much fun!"

Ren's POV

Weiss, Ren, Pyrrha, Blake and Jaune are all so distracted by what just happened that nobody even notices as Ruby flashes up behind Jaune. They are all so worried about the idea of an unhinged Yang Xiao Long fighting against Nora, who honestly never had any hinges in the first place, that by the time they notice Jaune has gone missing, it's too late. Pyrrha and Weiss both look to where Jaune used to be standing and their eyes go wide when all they see is a pile of dissolving red rose petals. "Jaune!" The two girls yell, drawing the attention of Ren and Blake. Ren sees the rose petals and immediately figures out what happened. "Oh no... Ruby and Yang must have been infected by the Y-2 Virus recently." Drawing the alarmed looks of the rest of their friends. Ren straightens himself up and goes into serious mode. "Okay, here's what we need to do." He says before looking over to Pyrrha and Weiss. "You two should probably track down Ruby and Jaune, there's no telling what Ruby might do in this state." He says, the two girls nod in agreement before taking off as Ren looks over to Blake while Velvet rushes over. "Blake, I'm still not in fighting shape right now, so I'll try to find help. I need you and Velvet to be on damage control. Do not try to interfere in Yang and Nora's fight, it's already dangerous enough as it is." Blake and Velvet nod in agreement as the three of them split up.

Ruby's POV

Ruby is wearing nothing but a see-through lingerie bra and a very small black thong as she prepares some sort of chemical cocktail and puts it into a needle. She takes a deep breath and inserts the needle into her inner thigh, causing her aura to glow slightly when she injects the chemicals into her body. She smiles blissfully before turning to Jaune, who is buck naked and chained to a bed for the second time in less than 48 hours. He wakes up and looks over to Ruby, promptly getting a nose bleed when he sees what the Reaper is wearing. "R-Ruby? What's going on." Ruby just smiles at him innocently and says. "Nothing, I just really want to get in on what you, Pyrrha and Weiss have." She says cheerfully, causing Jaune's eyes to go wide. "R-Ruby, we can't do that! You're too young!" He says. Ruby sighs in annoyance as she knew he was going to say that. She struts her way over to him with an eeriee smile and pink hearts in her eyes before sitting on his crotch and rubbing herself along his manhood, drawing a groan from the Knight. "I knew you would think that, so I came up with a way to make you see that I'm more mature you think." She says before letting out a sigh of pleasure as she leans over to kiss him. After a few seconds, she releases his lips, gets close to his ear and whispers "You and I are gonna make a baby, right here, right now." Jaune's eyes go wide as saucers as he finally understands what Ruby is trying to do.

To be continued

A/N: There you go guys, another chapter out of the way. Sorry it took so long, but I was on such a roll with my other RWBY fanfic that I was hesitant to try and break that streak. I'm also sorry if the pairings were rather predictable for this one, but I promise I've still got some surprise pairings up my sleeve. Looks like we've got a throwdown for the ages coming up next chapter though, Yang vs. Nora, with nothing being held back; Beacon Academy has never been in more danger. Also, looks like Ruby plans to get herself knocked up in order to secure a place in Jaune, Weiss and Pyrrha's already complicated relationship. I've decided I'm going to use the last part of the author notes for this one to answer some review questions/ requests. I'll try to get the next chapter up soon, but like I said before, this fic is being written spur of the moment, so I can't give an exact date. Alright, thanks for reading and I'll see you next time.

Sol: I've already got most of the Yanderes planned out for this fic. I hadn't really planned to do much with Ren, Sun or Neptune in this fic, but I suppose I can find them some Yanderes. It'll give me a good chance to add some length to this fic as I had honestly never intended it to go on for that long. I'm trying to refrain from using too many crack ships though as I want them to be a surprise when they show up.

Guest: Don't worry, I have plans for Neo.