Wow. Three people voted on my poll. THREE! Come on, one was my brother! Please please PLEEEASE go vote!
Well, let's get started!" Scree said. Ender had already left us to start training, so that's what we did. We went outside since it was still night. "What do you want to know about first?" scree asked. "teleporting." I said. "Ok, to teleport, you need to clear your mind of everything first." He said "then pick one very clear memory, and think about only that. Then say the teleport password."
"What would that be?" I asked. "well, right now I think it's 'stone block', but the hardest part will be getting the author to let it work." There was a strange shattering sound. "What was that?" I asked. "Oh, probably just the fourth wall breaking." Scree replied. "Can we acknowledge that we're not real later? I'm trying to learn how to be an enderman!" I said
"Oh, right. Well, you try it out. Close your eyes." Scree said. I closed them. "Open them". Scree's voice said in my head. "Now, how do you talk to me in my mind?" I thought/asked. "One thing at a time!" he thought/said. I opened my eyes to see that scree left.
"Clear your mind of everything but me." He thought/said. I did. "Now say 'stone block". "Stone block." I said. Nothing happened. "STONE BLOCK!" I heard this weird noise and then I was in front of scree. "Good! That concludes lesson #1!" he said.
"Hey scree, I have a question." I said. "Yes?" he said. "Is there any way to not attack players?" he didn't answer for a while. Then he said "I don't know why you wouldn't want to."
"Well, I'm a player myself, so I don't want to attack one of my own."
"Maybe you should hear the story of why we hate players."