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Jays List of Fantasies – Chapter Fourteen
Erin POV
"So why are we going again?" Jay scratches his head, peering over at me from the passenger seat.
"Herrmann invited us."
"To his kids birthday party? Don't you only do that if we have kids to?"
"Why you asking me? I didn't have a normal childhood." I peer over my glasses at him.
"Besides, Herrmann wanted me to drag Antonio along."
"How'd you manage that?"
"Oh, I convinced the whole unit. If I have to be surrounded by screaming kids all afternoon, so does everyone else." He chuckles, flashing me his smile.
"What are you up to?"
"Herrmman wants to push Antonio and Sylvie back together." I lift my shoulder in a shrug as I pull into the busy street and find a park.
"Here we go. You got the present?"
"Yeah." Jay shakes it over at me as I lean in for a kiss.
"Let's get this over with then." I tease as we exit the car and find our way to the party.
"Hey! Look who has arrived! The newly minted engaged couple!" Herrmann calls out as we enter the back yard, the party already in full swing.
The smell of barbeque is in the air as we sing out our hellos, approaching Herrmann and his wife.
"Thanks for the invite." Jay's polite as he leans in to hug Cindy, her pulling me in next.
"Thanks so much for coming, Max is so excited. I'll go get him." She heads towards the jumping castle, calling out for him.
"Have we ever met him?" I whisper quietly to Jay.
"He's excited for the present." Herrmann jokes with a wink.
"Ah. So did you hold up your end of the deal?"
"Would I fail?" He pauses flipping a burger to glance up at me.
"Probably." I nod after only a moment's pause.
"Sylvie will be here, she's coming with Otis and Cruz." He rolls his eyes.
"Did you?"
"'Course. I don't fail." At this moment Antonio walks in with his son Diego.
"Told ya." I poke my tongue out in good fun.
"Happy birthday Max!" I call out excitedly as he runs over ahead of his mother.
"Happy birthday bud." Jay chimes in before bending down with the gift.
"What do you say?" We laugh as his mum chides him.
"Thank you." He starts to rip into the present, before his dad stops him.
"You know the rules, no presents until after cake." Antonio chuckles as he approaches.
"I hated that rule." Diego mumbled in typical teen fashion.
"You wanna go back to the party don't you?" I whisper to Max, watching him nod enthusiastically.
"I don't blame you, that jumping castle looks fun."
"Well we all know what you and Jay do when something looks fun." Jay and I choke on our chuckles as we turn out attention to Antonio.
"I'll fill you in later." Herrmann mumbles in response to his wife's confused look.
"Go back to your friends." I wink at Max watching him take off.
"Max Herrmann! Where are your manners?" Herrmann growls after him, we just chuckle.
"He's fine. Who wants to hang out with a bunch of adults of anyway?"
"But back to this other thing… you didn't tell your wife?" He just shrugs at me.
"What? Didn't want her getting any ideas. Too much of an old man to make it up those stairs?" I punch his shoulder playfully, excusing myself to head over to where Kim's standing uncomfortably with Platt.
"Ladies, what's up?"
"Oh! Erin, thank god." Kim sighs in relief.
"What's that supposed to mean? Was I boring you?" Platt sends Kim a chilling look, her voice in typical fashion.
"What? No! I just… Erin's here. She's just better experienced for this conversation. Have it with her." Kim sculls her drink nervously, turning to make an exit.
"Burgess." Kim stops in her tracks at the sound of Platt's voice as I try and hide a smile.
"Not so fast, come back here." I grab her arm, coaxing her back.
"Better experienced?" I raise my brows in question.
"I mean, the most adventurous place I've had sex is the kitchen bench." I raise my eyebrows in shock, eyes darting around for innocent little ears.
"What are you two talking about?"
"And… seriously?" I hiss over at Burgess, she just shrugs.
"We gotta change that… but first. What on earth did I walk in on?" They watch my hands flail around in confusion.
"Nothing. That's the problem." Trudy huffs out sculling her own drink.
"This seems like a better conversation more suited to say… a bar. Full of adults but okay… What's this meltdown about?"
"Well, you see. Mouch and I were at Molly's last night and I tricked him into the store room, right?" I smirk as I watch Kim heave.
"Right. And? What? No orgasm?"
"He wouldn't go through with it!" She complains to me, her bitter eyes seeking him out in the crowd.
"Oh. Jay and I were thinking about having-" I stop abruptly when a little kid runs by.
"Having our engagement party there. If ya catch my drift."
"Great, so you'll talk to Mouch. Tell him it's no big deal."
"Uh, that's a no from me Trudy." If looks could kill, I'd be dead.
"I'm not telling your husband to have sex with you in public. I don't expect you to go tell Jay, it's a woman's job to convince her man to have sex in crazy places."
"That's sweet. You should put that in your vows." Kim's sarcastic but soft voice breaks in.
"Great idea, thanks." I point at her, nodding my head.
"I was kidding."
"Why? How can a marriage get boring if you're constantly turning the other on in public?"
"I don't know what to say to that." She shakes her head, eyes wide and curious.
"Ladies, please. We're talking about me."
"Look Trudy, want to know what I do when Jay doesn't want to have sex in a certain place?" I lean in, whispering in a conspiring tone.
"What?" She whispers back, eager for knowledge.
"Nag him until he does. Or… entice him."
"Huh." She nods catching my drift.
"Once you get them going, it's hard for them to use their common sense and stop."
"I should write this down."
"And if all else fails, tell him he's not getting any sex anywhere unless he does it with you right here, right now. Trust me, when faced with those odds he'll bend to your will."
"You're a genius."
"I know. Now, Kim kitchen bench?"
"What?" She shrugs, eyes darting around.
"Not even a car?"
"Nope."
"Why not?"
"What if I get caught?"
"That's the f-"
"Fun, yeah I remember you saying."
"Question is… do you want to?" She gulps, her cheeks tinting red.
"That's a yes." Platt points out obviously.
"That's a hell yes." I reaffirm with a smirk.
"So here's what you do." I grab her shoulders, pulling her attention to me.
"Yeah?"
"Get over it."
"Get over it?"
"Yeah. Fuck fear."
"Sounds simple." She deadpans.
"I'm serious. Anyone catching you either has a penis or a vagina anyway, and have likely seen the opposite at some point in their life." I count them off on my fingers, waving my hands around in front of her.
"You make a damn good point."
"I know."
"Alright. I'm gonna go for it."
"Great."
"Where's Adam?" She looks around, sinking back the remainder of Platt's drink in a brave move.
"Now?" I hiss out shocked.
"Yep, in the car before I lose my nerve."
"It's daylight. In the suburbs. At a kids birthday party."
"His windows are tinted." She waves me off, strutting away.
"Oh my god." I whisper with a smirk as we see her drag Adam away.
"Alright, I've earned myself a drink."
"I'm exhausted." I mumble into Jay's chest, feeling it vibrate with chuckles.
"Kids are exhausting."
"No, not by them. By Platt and Kim."
"I have just the thing to fix that."
"A drink?" I tilt my head back, smiling up at him.
"Even better."
"Food. Oh, are they cutting the cake?" Jay catches my chin before I can turn my head and check.
"Me."
"I guess you're okay too." I giggle as he leans down to attach our lips.
"Okay? Guess you've left me no choice." I lift an eyebrow in question.
"I've got to prove to you just how much better than cake I am." His nose brushes against mine softly.
"That's a tall order. Especially if that cake is chocolate."
"I'm up for the challenge."
"Suddenly I can't wait to get out of here."
"Suddenly?" Jay repeats disbelievingly.
"Okay, I already wanted out. But now I desperately want to leave." I giggle, kissing his jaw.
"Well, why wait. Let's go."
"Go where?"
"Jay?" I hiss when he doesn't reply, pulling me away from the guests and across to the other side of the yard.
"Come on." He tugs on my hand, pulling me to the large tree.
"You don't like when roles are reversed do you?" He raises an eyebrow.
"At a kids birthday party?! Are you kidding?" I hiss out, a small thrill shooting through me.
"Seriously? This is the line you won't cross?" There's a part of me enjoying his smirk, his hands land on my hips and bring our bodies flush together.
"Which method do I need to implement here? Turn you on so you can't turn me down, or tell you it's here or none at all." His lips land on mine tongue seeking mine out, my hand reaches down to brush against his sensitive manhood through his pants.
"How much did your overhear?" I narrow my eyes, pants slipping through my lips.
"Enough."
"You're good."
"I learnt from the best, now get your sexy ass up there." He points to the tree house stairs.
"You just want me to go first so you can appreciate my ass."
"Baby, don't put it that way. I want to appreciate all of your assets." I punch his shoulder on the way past.
"You're a dork."
"Lucky you love me anyway. The ring is not returnable."
"You buried that in the fine print." We're laughing as we reach the top, Jay landing a smack to my ass as I climb onto the platform.
"You seriously didn't plan this?" He asks in disbelief.
"No, why?"
"You're wearing a skirt." Jay points to my bright skirt.
"I can wear skirts Jay, for other reasons than to have sex in public places."
"And yet, the majority of our times in awkward situations you aren't making it easy for me."
"I'll wear one everywhere if you do." I giggle as he pulls my back against his front, lips against my neck.
"Oh." I stop suddenly, Jay slamming into my back forcefully.
"Hey guys." Jay mutters, ensuring he stays hidden behind me.
"Hey." Sylvie and Antonia reply in sync, exchanging a look with each other.
"We just wanted somewhere private to talk." Sylvie shrugs up at us, her hand in his.
"That's sweet. You know where an even better private place is? The bathroom." They blink at me confused for a few moments.
"Oh, that's a good one." Jay nudges me.
"We should add it to the list." I whisper back, before turning back to the confused pair in front of me.
"I know you guys wanna reconcile and that's great, but not here. Not now." I nod at them, impatient for their departure.
"Huh?"
"Not the tree house. It's needed." I put emphasis on the word.
"Dudes, leave. You were both at the baseball game." I throw my hands up when they don't move.
"Do we have to spell it out?"
"No, we just wanted to see if you would." Antonio laughs, getting to his feet and pulling Sylvie up with him.
"All yours. We'll save you some cake." She nudges me on the way past.
"What? We're gonna miss cake!" I pout over at Jay; he kisses it away while chuckling softly.
"You're adorable."
"It's adorable you think I'm kidding about the cake." I taunt back, gripping his cheeks and pulling his lips down to mine.
"Why do I put up with you?"
"You're the one who said the ring wasn't returnable." I mumble back against his lips, hands slipping underneath his shirt.
His moans fill my mouth as my nails graze down his toned abs; body guiding me back into the tree house and out of sight.
"Ow." I moan when I hit my head, Jay chuckles in response before ducking down to enter himself.
"But I'm little." I groan, rubbing my head.
"This is literally built for children baby."
"I'm still little… besides what we're about to do to each other is definitely not kid friendly."
"Well, it can create children. That's pretty friendly to them." I cover my face laughing at the logic of the man I love.
"It would be very us to conceive in a location from our fantasies list." I concede, laughter still spilling through my lips.
I reach up to attach our lips again, feeling my back hit the wood behind me.
"No splinters this time." I whisper as his lips trail hungrily down my neck, his hand moving up under my shirt to cup my breasts.
Moans fill the thick air around us as his other hand reaches down under my skirt. His fingers graze along my bare thigh, tracing patterns until I feel pressure on my sex.
His hand cups my sex, as his other hand continues to slip under my bra and pinch my taut nipple.
My hips move automatically, riding against his cupped hand and craving more of his touch.
"Jay." I pant out against his lips in response to the throbbing between my legs.
My back arches as Jay slips his hand from my breast to hold onto my back tight, his other hand busy slipping two fingers in my waiting sex.
His fingers are gentle as they massage, his thumb moving to rub my clit.
I feel his panting in my ear as his head rests against mine, his fingers continuing to push me to release. My hips thrust against his fingers, seeking more, driving myself to reach my orgasm.
My hand grabs his wrist, keeping his fingers in place while I finish riding out my orgasm, moving against his fingers until the fog clears.
I'm smiling as I bring Jay's hand up, his fingers resting against my lips. I can feel his penis twitch against me when I suck gently on his slick fingers.
His hands move to thread through my hair, his lips back on mine in a heartbeat, and body pushing me to the wall, his erection pressing into me.
My hands undo Jay's buckle, sliding my hand in to run along the length of his shaft, enjoying the guttural groan escaping his lips.
His hips begin moving as I pump him, his breath becoming ragged and his eyes fluttering shut in pleasure.
I slip my hand up to his torso and push back softly, encouraging him gently to the ground.
"That was kind of you." He mumbles as I push him onto his back, climbing onto him without breaking eye contact.
"Didn't want to upset your bruised butt cheeks." I smirk, before leaning down to join our lips again, his hand moving to tuck my hair back.
I slide back and adjust myself so I can slide down slowly onto Jay's erection, moaning as he fills me.
Jay's fingers drilling into my hips encourage me to start moving up and down along his length slowly, teasing his eyes open.
Our eyes are locked as I dig my red nails into his chest muscles; I tilt my hips slightly as I push back down, moaning at the sensation.
His blue eyes are dark with lust as his hands move to cradle my back, sitting up to take my bouncing breasts in his mouth.
I feel on the edge of another orgasm, wishing to take the plunge off the cliff and get lost in my pleasure again.
A startled squeal slips through my lips as he flips us over, driving into me and pushing me to blinding pleasure.
"Fuck." I'm panting as Jay continues to thrust, his own just a few strokes away.
"Saved you some cake." Sylvie smirks over at us as she hands me the cake, my eyes find both Platt and Kim who send me a wink shaking their head.
"Oh. Chocolate." I moan as I eat some cake, pulling the spoon out slowly eyes connected with Jays, knowing exactly the effect I'm eliciting.
"You're a devil."
"I thought I was an angel." I hit back, taking us back to where all this started.
"I said whatever I had to so I could drive the truck."
"I'm okay with that, think I've come out ahead." I smirk, his lips finding my forehead.
"Okay, you were better than cake." I finally relent, throwing him a wink.
"That's what I thought."
"Don't drop the bar though."
"Course not, don't want our marriage to get boring." He winks back, a giggle slipping through my lips.
Our heads whip around to a loud smashing sound, cringing at the sight of the broken glass.
"Fuck."
"Kenny James! We don't swear." Herrmann yells out, approaching one of his boys.
"She did." My eyes widen as he points to me.
"What? No, I didn't."
"In the tree house, I went to get my skateboard and she swore." I feel a hot flush run up my neck, everyone's eyes on us.
"Oh, than in that case. I did." I whisper, turning my head briefly into Jay's shoulder.
"I think she was hurt." He continues to my displeasure.
"Why do you say that?" Cindy almost doesn't want to ask.
"I really wish she didn't ask that." I whisper mortified.
"She was crying out, he was on top of her." I drop my head into my hand, drowning in the chuckles around us.
"Another chronicle in the linstead sexcapades, hey?"
"The what?" My head shoots up, embarrassment still surrounding us both.
"It's what we call it." Ruzek shrugs.
"We take bets on where you will and won't." Kevin continues, smirking.
"But how would you even know?" Jay asks, finally finding his voice, my eyes narrowing at Kim and Platt.
They both shake their head, innocence on their face.
"You have a way of getting caught out." Al mumbles, having trouble hiding his amusement.
"Apparently." I deadpan.
"So, who won today?"
"Me." Our jaws hit the ground as we turn to find Hank smirking at us.
"Oh my god, I hate you."
"Oh, so now you're embarrassed."
"Jay! A kid."
"Relax, we were covered up. Besides it's not like it was our kid." I glare over at him with a huff as I drive.
"Argh." I grumble, head hitting the steering wheel at a red light.
"Relax, Herrmann was laughing. He doesn't care."
"I suppose at least we won't be invited back to another kids birthday party." I finally shrug.
"See? Silver lining. You're welcome."
"Yeah. Thank you." I deadpan with an eye roll.
"On the plus side you were worried Platt and Kim would bug you all day with wedding talk, all they talked your ear off about was sex."
"And the fact I'm a genius." I don't have to look to know he's rolling his eyes.
"And a bit of that." He chuckles.
"Wedding talk is the worst. Ugh."
"Just distract everyone with sex when they bring it up." I send him a side-glance, eyebrow raised.
"No! Not like that. That kind of distraction is reserved for me alone."
"That I can do babe. But seriously, we should just get hitched."
"Fine by me."
"Really? But is it really Mr Hopeless Romantic?" He rolls his eyes, hand finding mine on my lap.
"As long as you say 'I do'."
"I do."
"Not yet, that didn't count."
"Maybe you should be more specific." I tease back, placing a kiss on his hand.
"Maybe you should be less annoying."
"Don't kid yourself, that's not happening."
Our laughter fills the car and drowns out the embarrassment of the afternoon.
A/N: Sorry for any mistakes but it's almost midnight and I just wanted to get it up tonight, this one took much longer than usual... anyway.
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P.S. Should I be changing the title? Way back last year it was going to be Linsteads list of fantasies. But how about Linstead Sexcapades hahaha