Co-Written by Neo H.B.B. Sam
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Pot-Committed
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Edward Trumbull added a new photo!
cek ot diz kewl partay meeeee n rolf fund!1 thanx too da nice layday hoo lent us her fone!
Ed had his arm around Rolf, who wore a paper bag to hide his face from the camera. In the background were several young hedonists enjoying themselves to light beer and booming country music. Splotches of liquor stained Ed and Rolf's ragged clothes, adding on more flavor to their tattered and dirty attire. The young men bore baggy eyes and rough facial hair, looking more experienced than their true age would tell you.
Eddy McGee ed were da fuk hav u ben?!
Ed Trumbull uh nashvile i fink
Eddy McGee fuckin nashvile!1! me n kev got slaughterd at teh gam 2day whil u n rolf were in fuckin nashvile!?
Eddward Jones Good Lord, you and Rolf's disappearance has put the entire cul-de-sac on edge Edward! I've had a couple of truancy officers from the school question me at my own home about your whereabouts! Please stop wandering the country like some sort of vagabond and come home already before something potentially terrible happens!
Kevin Smith hey rolf thanks to u n ed bein away we lost our game against blackberry lagoon tonight. nice to see u douches had a blast partying... not! oh and btw u 2 are kicked off the team now everyone else coach included thought it wasnt fair tat a cuple of our captains coud just wander off liek this
May Kanker com bac plz porkchop i missss u :,^(
Edward Trumbull kkk may lu
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FRIENDS - FullThrottleKev
CEOCa$h: well dat game suxed ass last night
FullThrottleKev: tbh fuck ed n rolf man
FullThrottleKev: they left us to play a huge game ourselves
FullThrottleKev: fuck that was hell with us 2 tryin to carry teh team
CEOCa$h: i stil got dirt in my teef
CEOCa$h: ful bak iz hard with shit bac up gards liek realy fucking hard
FullThrottleKev: ye n bein QB without a solid center sucks ass too
FullThrottleKev: coach isnt even mad anymor just dissapointed big time
FullThrottleKev: cant even blame him for giving those two teh boot
CEOCa$h: i stil cant believ thos 2 ran of to fukcing nashvile
FullThrottleKev: i just wonder when theyre commin home
FullThrottleKev: btw how pissed is eds woman?
CEOCa$h: may filed my phon wit texts askin were ed was until she saw tat pic on mybook n then she started senden sum 2 eds phone which is stil at my place
CEOCa$h: she is not happy
FullThrottleKev: i bet lol
CEOCa$h: wonder wut rolfs folks r thinkin
FullThrottleKev: i tried callin rolf but his phone was left behind 2
FullThrottleKev: his parents r stressin out bad man
FullThrottleKev: liek real fuckin bad dude
CEOCa$h: couda swor i heard yeling from his hous a few knights ago
CEOCa$h: but shit man wat luck
CEOCa$h: rolf n ed go awol and jonny getz fucked up
CEOCa$h: da rest of t3h team can hardlee do jakshit
FullThrottleKev: agreed at least jonny will be healed up for teh next game against blueberry river which is a guratneed win
CEOCa$h: yeh we gotta win that or well nevar hear teh nd of it
FullThrottleKev: dont tell the rest of the team this becauz as captains we gotta keep morale high and all that shit
FullThrottleKev: but we definitely arent gonna go state this year
CEOCa$h: well shit kis tat scholarship goodby
CEOCa$h: sorry kev
FullThrottleKev: i wasnt gettin a football scholarship anyway
CEOCa$h: u werent?
FullThrottleKev: none of the scouts ever looked at me
CEOCa$h: nazz was sayin u were tryin for that or sumethin
CEOCa$h: but then agan that waz durin nother 1 of her bitchin fitz
FullThrottleKev: they told me i was just "another good high school QB but medioaker at best for college QB"
CEOCa$h: if it makes ya fel betar i decided that im not goin to college
FullThrottleKev: wut really?!
CEOCa$h: yeah
FullThrottleKev: are your folks pissed?
CEOCa$h: my dad n i talked abut it over the sumer n he wants me working for him an maybe start a 2nd line of used cars
CEOCa$h: he thinks my "youthfullness" will sell cars whatever tat means
CEOCa$h: ive been tryin to sell stuf all my life so it seems like a good fit for now
CEOCa$h: maybe colege sum time later after that but righ now i really dun wanna
FullThrottleKev: shit a business degree or somethin would be good for ya down the line dude
FullThrottleKev: still a basketball scholarship is outta the question since i dont got the height so my best bet is somethin okay for track n field
FullThrottleKev: if not im going military
CEOCa$h: miltary? which branch?
FullThrottleKev: marines
CEOCa$h: holy fuck man
FullThrottleKev: i know "devil dog" and shit but i talked to my dad about it over teh summer
CEOCa$h: is ur dad okay with it?
FullThrottleKev: he really didnt want me doin it but couldnt stop me and his gf who is a former drill seargent turned cop thought it would be good 4 me
CEOCa$h: my mum wouldve lost it if i sad i waz even thinkin abut goin into teh militray
CEOCa$h: btw stil doin OK wit the fact ur ol man is engaged 2 her?
FullThrottleKev: her being my future step mom it worries me man
FullThrottleKev: like shes cool and i now ill be outta teh house after graduaton but man i never really had a mom before dude
CEOCa$h: ah alrite well she nevar seemed to bad too me so i thnk yull be fine
FullThrottleKev: yeah i hope so too man
CEOCa$h: btw what da fuck do ya think happened to jonny 2 get his ass jumped liek that?!
FullThrottleKev: you drove him to teh hospital didnt u find out?!
CEOCa$h: he was kinda to fucked up 2 talk
CEOCa$h: teh only thin i could mak out form him was "not in my mouth" or sumthing
CEOCa$h: think jimmy had sum thin to do wit it? he seems to all ways b round when shady shit happpens
FullThrottleKev: well ive heard rumors that jimmy n his goons had somthng to do with this but im not sure
FullThrottleKev: i wouldnt think theyd go that fucking far
CEOCa$h: maybe not hes been leaving us alone for the past few years
CEOCa$h: but the other week i think i kaght him hacking eds smoke a count
FullThrottleKev: whyd he hack eds shit?
CEOCa$h: probablee 2 try to get dirt off me agan
CEOCa$h: 4 y i dunno but if thats what he was doin hed be black mailin me riht now an he hasnt
CEOCa$h: you kow how he is all ways playin up a theatric playright thing liek hes shakespear or sumthin
FullThrottleKev: must be another one of his "long-cons" or sumthing
FullThrottleKev: well jimmy better be ready if he wants sume huge drama goin down
CEOCa$h: speakin of drama nazz is still pised at you btw
CEOCa$h: youd think that shit wood b over by now
FullThrottleKev: when isnt that bitch mad at me now
FullThrottleKev: all she does is try to start shit with me and talk smak about me ever since we broke up last year
CEOCa$h: i all most feel sarry for her a bit because shes taking this 2 hard but its just kinda an oying now
FullThrottleKev: yeah im gonna go fuck some sophomores after the hallowen dance just to piss her off
CEOCa$h: really?
FullThrottleKev: shes free 2 fuck other guys
FullThrottleKev: might as well show her im moving on to other girls
CEOCa$h: probably
CEOCa$h: queston
FullThrottleKev: ye?
CEOCa$h: wat should i do if she liek comes onto me?
CEOCa$h: because ive seen that train reck already n i dunno if i wanna get kaht in it
FullThrottleKev: do u really want my sloppy seconds dude!?
CEOCa$h: after seeing what happens after shes freaked out sooo maney times?
CEOCa$h: fuck no
FullThrottleKev: shit i can get u hooked up wit bitches way better than her
CEOCa$h: i dunno man rember last time?
CEOCa$h: it didt work out so wel and by now i bet all the girls kow about that inseedent
FullThrottleKev: oh yea with that jenny girl ive heard she kept quiet
FullThrottleKev: still u didnt have to knock her out even if it was an acident lol
CEOCa$h: i dont even remember doin that it wuz automatic or sumething
FullThrottleKev: lol u were jus tense as fuck 4 sum reason
FullThrottleKev: next time me n teh guys will get ya shitfaced then youll be relaxed lol
FullThrottleKev: anyway gtg dads gf is makin diner again
CEOCa$h: alright think ill play some more terracraft then just chill out
CEOCa$h: later
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From: FunFilledFelix
To: JamesEClair
Subject: Worried!
Hey sweetie, it's me again! Um so like Ive been kinda worried about what we did the other night?! I mean I know we were angry but like shouldnt we have taken that guy to the hospital or something? I mean what if he remembers like us bum rushing him and all that? Fritz is still freaking out about it like hes saying hes gonna turn himself in and all that stuff and I gotta keep saying that its going to be fine!? Its driving me a bit crazy Jimmy baby like what the frick are we gonna do? I heard from the vineline that like that guy ended up in the hospital and made a full recovery. Thats cool and all but what if he like blabs on us!1? I know your daddy has connections and all that but like if pepples find out we were involved in that, we can get in major trouble. My parents might not even let me like be around you anymore and stuff like that, and I dont want that. Anyway Fritz and I were thinking of maybe relaxing this weekend?1? He really needs to calm down after what he did ya know? Sorry sugar but I cant come over on Friday again. I swear Ill make it up to you. Maybe you can come over? We'll just be watching some, like, movies or something on OBH. You interested?!
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[From: Double-D]
[Salutations Jonny, have you been recuperating well after the trauma you've suffered this week?]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 3:47 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[Heya double-d whats new with you im doing okay and should be totes magotes set to play on the hallowen game!]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 3:49 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[Well I just worked from seven to three today, so I'm a little tired but fine. It's a relief to hear that you're feeling better though. But are you positive that you should be out engaging yourself a physical contact sport again? Did your doctor give you approval?]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 3:51 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[She said 2 be careful but i'll be a-okay double-D I gotta step in and help the team out after coach kicked ed n rolf off the team!1]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 3:52 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[Well I suppose it is fair that Ed and Rolf had their extra-circular participation revoked. Deciding to leave town after going on a bizarre minor alcoholic rampage last week can't be tolerated. Last I've heard Ed and Rolf are just leaving Nashville, although who knows if either of them intend on returning home.]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 3:51 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[I know what ya mean double-d the trueancy guys from school questioned me about those fellas like the inquizition! I heard the only trouble theyre getting into now is just for missin so much schol!1]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 3:54 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[True, none of our parents even wanted to press charges against Ed or Rolf for their strange antics, even though it took three days to get those gravy stains out from my living room carpet! But alas, from what Marie has informed me her sister May is gravely upset at Ed leaving town with Rolf and is definitely in a rather sour mood as a result.]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 3:56 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[lol why do u still talk that that bitch anyway double-D!? Marie I mean not may.]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 3:57 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[Truth be told Jonny I don't have any good reason to and more often than not she is the one to initiate conversation with me first. Am I being too courteous by still keeping some contact with Marie?]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 3:58 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[LMAFO YEAH XD cut your ties with that bitch double-d shes just nothing but trouble!2 teh only fella I know more sleezy n greasey than that hoe is eddys brother!]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:00 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[Speaking of Eddy's brother, I heard you were present when he made a run for it from Big Jim's Bar and Grill the moment Ed entered the establishment. Was everyone okay after that little incident?]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:01 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[Oh yeah r fine I remember going there with ed n kevin to grab a bite to eat we saw him hightail it the hell on outta there like drunk lightning!1 last I heard from eddy his brother is trolling around in lemon brook since places in town are starting 2 blacklist him again]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:03 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[I can't say that I'm too surprised. Still, it's a shame that he remains close to Peach Creek while I worry about Ed and Rolf's well being as they're still "adventuring" outside of the state. Anyway, to cut to the chase I was hoping you wouldn't mind if I asked you a question.]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:05 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[if its about what I think it is I really dont wanna go into specs about it double-d]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:06 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[Jonny, I was working at Yeson's when I saw Jimmy and his friends "escort" you into that van in the parking lot. I was going to intervene until my boss dragged me away to perform the menial task of inventory. I tried bringing up that you seemed to be in potential danger but he dismissed my claims and informed me that if I called the authorities that I would lose my job; his reasoning being something about not wanting to ruin the store's "family-friendly" reputation. Then I heard on Monday from Kevin that Lee found you brutally assaulted and tied-up in the junkyard. Good Lord, Eddy had to drive you over to the hospital for Pete's sake! So please Jonny, tell me exactly what happened to bring you the misfortune of ending up in that horrid predicament.]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:09 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[look double-d jimmy n his gang said that if I ever spill the beans on what happen then theyll go after plank man it was so fucked up like really it was either me or my old buddy when hat shit went down and I know that plank has been giving me the silent treatment for awhile now but I cant lose him double-d me and him have been through so much together so thats why im just gonna pretend that the crap I got myself into last week never happen and you and the rest of the shcool should be doin the same so nuthing worse happens]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:15 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[Wow Jonny, to put it bluntly that is absurd but I understand and won't pursue this issue any further. Although I would prefer if you added in some commas and periods into your sentences to make them easier on the eyes to read. I can only imagine you actually speaking like that and turning blue in the face gasping for oxygen after saying that mouthful.]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:17 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[oh come on double-d youre really gonna be a fucking grammer nazi now of all times!?]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:19 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[I wasn't correcting your grammar Jonny, I was suggesting that you work on your punctuation. Contrary to popular belief, there is a difference between the two.]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:20 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[Whatever. Ya. Nerd. There. This. Good. Or. Better. HM...,,,..,!?.]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:22 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[Look, I have some free space available in my schedule to examine Plank tonight. I might be able to come up with some theories as to why he may be in a comatose-like state if that would cheer you up.]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:25 PM]
[From: Jonny]
[hotdog that sounds like a real hoot double-d thxs i'll drop him off in an hour!1!]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:27 PM]
[From: Double-D]
[It would be my pleasure.]
[Message Sent: October 26th, 4:29 PM]
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WeTube
The video starts with the camera recording a bunch of students dressed up in Halloween costumes in a dimly lit gymnasium having a good time. A few orange and black balloons along with some black table covers were the only decorations for this high school dance besides the usual strobe lights. Marie panned the camera to the side revealing a costume-less Kevin hitting on two sophomore-aged girls. The brunette girl dressed up in a scantily dressed SWAT outfit and her dark haired friend wore a rather professional set of scrubs and lab-coat. "You two wanna go for a ride tonight, if ya catch my drift?" Letting out some carefree giggles, the sixteen year-old girls went with him as Kevin wrapped his toned arms around their skinny waists. As the three of them sneaked out of the gym via the back exit, Kevin gazed back to see Marie recording and gave a cheeky thumbs-up, nonchalant about being on camera before he shut the door behind him.
"Looks like someone got lucky!" announced Marie as she snickered.
"That goddamn pig!" Marie rotated the camera to find the source of the rage. A steaming-mad Nazz had her arms tightly folded as she leaned against some bleachers in the gym, crushing a cup of punch in one hand. Her skeleton costume reflected all sorts of light off the pseudo-ivory, and the skull-makeup on her face chipped a little with her ghoulish scowl.
"And look who it is! It's Peach Creek's favorite drama queen!" Marie yelled as she got closer, "As if she couldn't get anymore transparent and hollow, this bag of bones looks like she's gonna crumble!"
Nazz's ear twitched as she unleashed a death glare at the camera. She began to slowly creep towards Marie, pushing through a crowd of dancers. "Go away Kanker, or I'll shove that Go-Pro up your snatch!"
"Fine, sheesh!" Marie let out as she bolted off, hustling to a different part of the gym as she muttered, "What a bitch!"
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The video cut to Marie recording out in the hallway by the gym where some students were talking, taking a break from being in the crowded, sweaty gym. She saw Double-D dressed up as a medevial plague doctor, complete with a wide-brimmed waxed-leather hat, bird-like beak mask, ankle length overcoat and wooden cane. He was chatting with Jonny who wore a lumberjack costume, with gaudy splinter-covered plaid, a fake black beard, and Plank equipped with a cardboard ax attacked to thte top of his board-body. "I bet Plank's probably wondering where your wings are Double-D!" Jonny exclaimed with a hardy laugh and slap to his knee.
"Curse the widespread ignorance of history in this hick town..." Double-D complained, his voice nearly inaudible thanks to his mask and his emotions hidden.
"Good ol' oven mitt a freaking bird-man, and is into weirdos these days." Marie observed with the two young adults turning their attention over to her.
As it looked like Marie was about to get confronted by Double-D and Jonny, a loud, thundering noise rang as the school's gym-side entrance doors banged open. Marie quickly moved to capture the image of Ed and Rolf barging into the building, muting nearly everyone which amplified the rave music in the background. Their clothes were tattered, torn beyond repair and stained with putrid dung and liquor-induced blotches. Ed's skin had changed from a banana yellow to a citrine shade, his auburn facial hair two inches thick and his eyes drooping with exaust. His friend Rolf had a similar alteration in his appearance as well since the two left town a couple of weeks ago, only to return now.
"Holy shit! Nice zombie costumes!" someone called out, breaking the silence as the Peack Creek High students resumed socializing.
Another teen cried out, "I think some homeless guys just walked in!"
"Hey everybody!" Ed belched, throwing a bottle into a nearby garbage can. We're back!"
"Rolf has returned with the tales of many travels with Rolf's bombast companion Ed!" Rolf proclaimed with much fanfare. "Bring out the wenches!"
"Hey, it's those assholes who got kicked off the team last week!" screamed one of the football players for the Cobblers, who had a few other teammates join in jeering at their ex-captains' return.
Eddy and May, dressed as vampire Barry White and Mosquito Girl from One Punch Man respectively, rushed towards Ed and helped move him over to the punch bowl inside the gymnasium. "Eddy, May, Ed has missed you!" the drunken oaf exclaimed as the two had Ed's arms over their shoulders. A mob of girls surrounded Rolf. Like a flock of sheep reunited with their shepherd at last, sneaking him into the lady's restroom as Rolf did not complain. Double-D and Jonny too joined in escorting Ed into the gym, making sure their friend would be fine.
"Oh this is just too perfect!" Marie squealed with wicked pleasure. "May's dumbass man makes a comeback to conclude his jackass adventures!"
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The video cuts again, this time to Double-D and May helping Ed drink from the entire punch bowl while Eddy and Jonny pushed aside some gawkers like a couple of bodyguards. "Pace yourself Ed," Double-D instructed as he put a reassuring hand on Ed's back. "I know you're incredibly dehydrated right now, but if you keep consuming the punch at this rate, you're going to regurgitate it all back up!"
"Let him drink the whole fucking thing Sockhead!" Eddy snapped as he turned around and saw a fellow football player about to charge at Ed.
"This is for last week's loss, traitor!" the Cobbler's strongside linebacker roared as he came close to smashing Ed through the punch table. Eddy hopped over his friend and grabbed the defensive player with both arms and hammered him into the hard, wooden gym floor, with an ear-splitting crunch echoing throughout the homecoming dance. The striker crawled away injured, and several others in the gym skedaddled, finally getting the message to back off once Eddy made it physically clear.
"Hey, we won tonight's game ya dumbass!" Eddy bellowed back. "As your captain I'm telling you to get the fuck over it!"
"Ed, don't you ever run off like that again!" May cried as she had a hand on her boyfriend's back. "I was worried you were in jail or dead by now!"
Ed slammed down the empty punch bowl, causing Double-D's eyes to widen with worry. "Sorry May. Rolf and I had too much fun and-" suddenly, Ed started coughing and sure enough the punch would return to its bowl in a corrupted form. As Ed retched, puke splattered all over the table, bits splashing onto Double-D and May's costumes, ruining them.
Double-D lifted the mask off his face and was mortified at the condition of his brand new plague doctor costume. "Ed you nincompoop! You covered me in your emesis!" Double-D screeched, nearly striking Ed down with vengeance with Jonny having to restrain him. Of course within a few seconds, his clarity returned upon him as Double-D calmed down and inhaled a large breath of air. "Well, I suppose I can't wear this again next year."
Edbelched, "Oops," Ed chuckled as a couple more chunks dripped off his lips, "My bad Eddy!"
"You're gonna need a hose-down after this porkchop." May informed her boyfriend as she hesitantly wiped his mouth. "And from the look of things, I'll need to whip up one of my Kanker-tonics!"
"But they taste like … red!" Ed protested, haphazardly shoving the punch bowl onto the floor. The contents of said bowl spilled everywhere on the dance floor, causing what students that were left at the dance to holler in disgust.
"Alright lumpy, let's get the fuck outta here," announced Eddy as he pulled his intoxicated friend up. "Come on big guy, before you get lynched."
Marie followed the five out into the hallway, hiding behind a stairwell as she readjusted the camera's settings. Ed, Edd, Eddy, Jonny, and May were about to leave out to the parking lot when the school's doors were blown open with a tremendous force for a second time that evening. "Hold it right there, fatheads!" yelled none other than Ed's little sister Sarah, wearing a cheap angel costume.
"Sa-Sarah?" Ed asked in a bit of a slurred voice.
"Oh, now you can talk to me?"
"Fuck off Sarah, we're making an exit!" Eddy shot back. "We don't have time for your shit!"
"Screw you Eddy, I need to have a word with my retarded brother!" she demanded, getting in Eddy's face as she continued approaching her older brother.
May put an arm around Ed, "Porkchop, come on, let's get you-"
"No, it's okay..." Ed stoically told her, slowly pulling May's arm off him. Double-D and Jonny gave each other concerned stares, having fear instilled into them at Ed's suddenly chilling voice. "Get the car started Eddy, I'll be out in a bit."
Eddy opened the door, gulping. "Come on guys, we don't need to get involved," he said with Jonny stepping quickly stepping out. "This is some family drama bullshit."
May sighed, "Alright, just don't do anything you'll regret Ed."
"I'm done regretting." Tears rolled down his eyes, leaving dirt-free trails on Ed's face. "I've been regretting things my entire life."
May tried to comfort her man until she was pulled away by Eddy as they exited the school slowly, but never looking back. "Feel free to talk about this in the morning Ed," Double-D uttered as he shut the door behind him, leaving the brother and sister alone, with only those two standing in the hallway now.
"Oh this is too fucking good to miss." Marie shrilled as she zoomed in on the brother and sister.
Sarah's hands were firmly rested on her hips, "So did ya have fun on your little adventure?" she sternly asked. Ed dozed off for a bit until she snapped her fingers in his face. "Jesus Christ, you smell like a liquor store Ed! Mom wouldn't-"
"I do not care what mom would not like right now Sarah!" Ed boomed. The wasted wave of sloshed frustration took Sarah aback a few fee. "Hush Sarah, my ears are in pain."
"Aw, do your ears hurt?" she taunted. Anyone else would have backed off, but not Sarah, oh no, she was too aggressive to concede with someone merely raising their voice. "Why don't ya try being in my shoes Ed? I get bitched out by mom every day for no reason! For the past two weeks as she's been doing nothing but complaining about your fat ass ruining the house again with that little stop you made before leaving town with your boyfriend to god-knows-where. You have no idea what it's like nowadays with mom constantly making me feel like shit Ed! She always makes me do all the fucking chores now while she's out with her friends from the community college! For fuck's sake, I haven't had a cooked meal in months, it's just been scraps or take-out! Everyday is torture and it's all because of you!"
Ed loomed over his sister like a grim, dark tower about to collapse. "You delicate rose," he staggered, constantly leaning back and forth , his stability weakening. "Mom's yelling is nothing compared to a ring-boosted slap little sister!"
"Stop acting like a goddamn victim Ed!" Selflessness and Sarah didn't coexist. "You only got yourself to blame for all the punishment you got! If only you acted more normal, mom wouldn't be such an abusive control freak all the time!"
"You are so lucky you were born a girl." Ed's eyebrow started to twitch, and blistering smoke fumed from his nose. "It's always my fault when things don't go good for Princess Sarah!"
"It is!" she stomped as she grabbed Ed's hand and began pulling on him. "Now hurry up so we can go home and you can do something about it!"
"Oh don't you worry baby sister!" Ed exclaimed, smacking Sarahs' hand off him, followed by a huge gulp, his hand clenching to his gut. "It's a easy fix."
Sarah shook, suddenly getting a very ominous feeling insider her. "Uh, what do you mean big brother?" she whined, nearly whimpering in fear.
"I am not your big brother!" Ed thundered. As if lightning just striked Sarah, she was paralyzed. She wanted to run, but she had run out of nerve and began to cower as her eyes watered. Ed put up both his hands on Sarah's shoulders and squeezed with a firm grip. Sarah tried to yell, telling him to stop, but it was too late for that. "I never ever want to see you again Sarah, you fucking bitch!" With that being dropped came a blast of bile that drenched Sarah in a .15% disgusting mess of puke, covering her from the plastic halo over her head to the bottom of her now soiled robes.
Sarah took off crying, running for the girl's bathroom, screaming incoherently at this point. Ed tumbled onto the floor and began to pull himself out of the school, as if he was finally climbing out from the grasp of hell. The camera fumbled and now watched on from a tilted angle, it's holder having fallen to the floor in a hysterical fit. Nothing else could be heard after that aside from Marie's maniacal laughter.
The video stops there.
Girl Gets Puked On!
NotYoHo
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Published on Oct 31st, 2014
would have been a lame dance but some funny shit happened so it was alright!
COMMENTS
KingJamesX: You will take this video down immediately Marie. I know where you live.
NotYoHo: +KingJamesX wat u gonna do ya babby cry about it?