Ch 2

Funny thing, I never noticed how big Vito's hands are. Weird observation, I know, But it's kinda hard to miss when someone is dragging you somewhere by grabbing your whole head with one hand and having the strength to pull your whole body along with it.

"You know I could just walk there with you instead of of you trying to tear my head off right? I still have a concussion and you're probably not helping my recovery efforts." I manage to spit out

"Oh I know. Rero. Father wanted me to get a feel for how strong you are and I have to say that you're very squishy. Rero. How did you even survive the fall from the roof with a body like this? Rero" Vito replied obviously enjoying my suffering way too much in my opinion. I'd love to say that I had a snappy comeback to that but the pressure on my skull increasing indicated to me that my time for talking was over. After a couple of minutes of me being dragged in silence towards wherever the boss of this place was located we suddenly came to a halt.

"Right, William when meeting Father you will not speak until spoken to; answer quickly and directly and If father tells you to do something you do it no questions asked. Rero." Vito explained as he removed his hand from my face. "Also here, It wouldn't help your case if we kept those ropes around ."

I noticed that we had stopped outside a door that looked imposing yet classy "Impressive door. I assume that's where the Boss is?" That's a stupid question Will. Why else would he give that lecture before? And yet again my inner monolog was cut off by Vito cutting in.

"No. Rero. This is the dressing room, Father refuses to meet with anyone unless they come looking their . So clean yourself up. There's a bathhouse in there and there should be a supply of . I was just telling you that now since there won't be time for me to tell you Just don't take too long Father is ." Vito explained as he shoved me though the now open door.

Well that's very stereotypical. I guess that is fair though. If your making deals with people you probably want to look your best. I didn't know there any legit mafia families left, thought they all died out after like the what fiftys? Neat. Right back on topic; clean yourself; up put on suit (wonder If i'll get to keep it?) and hopefully don't get excited by boss of this place. Simple enough in theory, harder to apply in real life. It does feel good to move around considering how long i've been tied to that chair. Let's get this whole thing over with.

~~~~~~Line is still broken. we're sorry about any inconvenience this might bring~~~~~~

After a quick but honestly cleansing (geze I sound like one of the twitter hippies.) shower I got out to find that someone had taken my clothes. At least they left me my underwear so i'm not completely nude. I'm not to torn up about the pants disappearance but the T-shirt was christmas gift, so I'm a bit pissed about that. Luckily for me (because If I'm being honest If I tried to yell at someone about that here,I'd have a smoking hole between the eyes.) there was a note.

"Hello will, I just had you choles taken to the wash you'll get them back presumed you survive the upcoming meeting of course. Rero. Vito"

He even wright's Rero into his notes? That's odd. At least he optimistic about my chances of life I guess. Right now for the suit. Manners maketh the man and all that shit. Let's see what we can find to help with that. Walking over to the dresser and opening it leads to what else but a bunch suits.

"Let's see what we have here. Purple suit, bit to Joker for me;Red nope. Uhg Yellow?! Who'd even where this gaudy mess?" I gag out after pulling out the aforementioned Outfit.

~~~~~~~~~~Somewhere on the Grand Line~~~~~~~~

Caesar Clown Was enjoying his time on Punk hazard "learning" for the great Vegapunk when suddenly He got the overwhelming rage that only happened when someone had Made fun of his fashion sense.

"So someone thinks that my glorious fashion sense wrong, huh? well I'll show them. I'LL SHOW THEM ALL! SHurorororororororo!"

It was at this moment that Caesar Clown decided to release a pet project of his on the Island to get his desired revenge on all of the human race. And from there it's history.

~~~~~~~~~~Back at the mafia base~~~~~~~~

"Anyway let's see what else we have in here" I said throwing the abomination behind me. "Orange? Why do these guys have an entire rainbow collection of of suits?" And then I saw it. A dark green suit. Not like puke green or anything but like leaf green. It seemed to draw me toward itself. Quickly putting on a white undershirt then the suit, and then grabbing the accompanying tie. So glad that I learned how to tie one of those damn things. I then went over and opened the door.

"That was quicker than expected. Rero. Most people savor the bath house more than you did. Rero. Also nice choice on the suit, it looks good on " Vito called to me.

"Thanks Vito. It just called to me, and the boss is waiting do I didn't want to eat up more of his time then needed." I replied. Since when am I so friendly with maffia members who won't hesitate to kill me at the slightest screw up? Maybe it's a kind of stockholm symphem. I need to get out of here and back to my family as soon as I can. Man they're probably freaking out right now.

"Smart thinking. Rero, Father hates when people waste his time after all. Rero. So let's get ." Vito continued, starting to walk down the hall. It's a wonder what you can see when your not having a giant hand grab you by the head. You really get a feel for the aesthetic of the place. The base was definitely maze-like but It also had an air of class. It helped that it didn't give off a feeling of emptiness or misery ; the place showed clear signs of being lived in, a stain on the wall hear a painting there, kinda cozy if I do say so. After a couple of minutes of walking( I know, I'm not being dragged this time!) we stopped outside of an oak door(i think). Vito then said something that chilled me down to the bone.

"Right, I can't help you after You step through that .Father does not people chewing up his time so you got a couple of minutes tops to give a father a reason not to kill you where you stand. Rero."

" Right,Thank you, vito for all of your advise. hopefully I'll see you on the other side." I responded after composing myself. Vito Then opened the door and walked in gesturing for me to follow him in. To my surprise we weren't in the meeting room or lounge or anything like that, but a Dining room with a full meal on the table. Looking around, I noticed an assortment of people in suits and carrying …..tommy Guns?! I thought those weren't made anymore? unnaturally tall Balding man with a purple beard who was glaring at me like I'd personally insulted she's dead mother or something extremely serious. let's put it this way, if looks could kill I would be dead, Buried, Resurrected Using dark magic and killed again but more past him, I nearly choked on my own saliva for the second time in 5 ? because at the head of the table was none other than Capone "Gang" Bege from the very fictional world of One Piece and my personal favorite of the supernova's(Who doesn't love a good old mafia aesthetic?) but that's the besides of the point. in light of this recent event one of two things has to have happened either one and I hope which is more likely is that this is just a mob boss who looks identical to him in every way or somehow I've been misplaced to the world of One Piece in a entirely totally different Blue from the straw hats. Suddenly Vito's quirks suddenly made a lot more sense. desperately trying to keep my face under control until I could freak out later, I am in the presence of a mob boss After all regardless if I'm in one piece or don't fuck with a mob boss unless you're stupid. and then he spoke making him seem to that much more intimidating.

"So your our esteemed Guest, Who crashed through my ceiling and then punched me in the face. Take a seat Mr. William. tell me about yourself. I'm interested just see what provokes a person do not only invade a person's house but also Attack said person, when no person happens to be the leader of the most powerful Mafia Family in the entire West Blue."

Oh no no no no no no no no no no this is bad. when I first came to I thought that it was bad but manageable. now I'm in a different entire universe than my own,And I have to deal with the Mafia Family. Right Poker Face; keep the poker face up right now, freak out later, walk out of here alive. As I sat at the table, the big guy next to Bege suddenly burst out.

"YOU"RE LUCKY THAT VITO WAS IN CHARGE OF YOU INTERROGATION YOU BASTARD! IF I HAD GOTTEN MY HANDS ON YOU YOU'D REGRET YOU EVEN THOUGHT OF A IDEA THIS HAIR BRAINED FOR EVEN A QUARTER OF A SECOND!"

"Gotti, calm down. Rero. You'll get to kill this smuck (thanks vito) If this meeting goes badly, Rero." Vito cut in from the other side of Bege, where I assume he went over to during my first sight of Bege.

I can already tell that this meeting will be …. Interesting. Let's hope I can even walk out of this place by the end of it.

Chapter end

An: So how'd that go? I decided to split this thing in half since it's easier for me. Sorry. Hopefully see you in the next chapter. peace!