Kyla will beta this when she gets back from camp, you cant expect all the spellin to be a hundred present perfect anyways!
3….I Hunt for teh Hulk
Nextly I knew I must find teh Increduble Hulk. I telaported to Astralia with the power of sheild. I loked in the dessert (geddit like Loki) but he was not in site.
Well first thing you should know, Hulk is not acutely a green bein of Rage. Hes a nerdly man called Burce Banner, but maybe hot a little when hes not hulkled. I pondred as the sun set redly over the sands of the dessert, what did I know of Hulk. One time I was shotting bulls eyes at sheild when some slutty sheild agents were talkin about him, they said he was hot but they were blond an into green skinned, I also heard them speakin Smutt about teh green Goblin (but he is acutely hot tho, not the Normal one but Harry in teh new movie)
I reflectered on this but tehn a saw a Astralian there (but it wasnt Huge Jackman sadly) He was hunting snakes an he had a Indian Jones hat "Where is the Hulk" I asked him, to show I wanted buisness I pulled out my hand gun an pointed it at his throat.
"Whoa bitch" He said "Your intents"
"I know, Im a secret agent" I snerled an my eyes flashed him red cause I was a ice giant, an also a powerful mutent (but I didnt know these yet)
"Well theres a giant green monster here, it eats my friends cows" He explandered "I thought, maybe a tiger."
"This is no tiger" I pornounced.
Suddenly there was a crush, a Hulk thundered out from the trees, it was the Increduble Hulk!
"Wtf mate" Yelled the Astralian man, he was a muggle so he was confussed. But I pushed him to teh ground an presumed a fightin pose "I know your in there Bruce" I yelled at the Huk!
Suddenly he started to shrink! He shrinked until he was a normal size man with glasses, it was…Bruce Banner!
"Im sorry, I cant control my anger" He excussed "I must hide in the dessert alone from ppl, if I turn into Hulk there is death an destruction in my wake" A tear swum from his eye singly, I could see much pain baneath his glasses.
"Sheild wants you to join the "Avengers" I told him. "Ok" He said.