Omg everyones bein such a jerk about my other story Moon Daughter so Im takin a brake from taht one for now, are you happy now as sholes! (ps Im not callin you all ass holes just teh ppl who flamed my private massages u know who u are)
4…..Captain America an Also Thor
I telaported to Sheild with Burce Banner with me, they put him in a glass box so he couldnt go Hulk on our assess. Nick Furry said "Good job my daughter but now you must get…Captain America aka Steve Rogers"
"But I wanted to get him" wined Colsen, Colsen has a man crush on Captain America Steve Rogers an its really stupid cause obvs Captain America hates his swimpin ways, anyways hes baldish an old an he is a muggle.
"Silent Colsen this is a too powerful task for you" Said Nick Furry stermly.
"Wheres Captain America" I damanded.
"Hes in custardy upstairs in a gym" Explaned Nick Furry.
I lightly clambered the stairs until I was upstairs, there was a gym an there were huge bag things hanging form the roof, there was a blonde man hitting them until they exploded. He was so mussely an blonde an I reelized…this was Captian America! But he looked sad, I knew it was cause he was all derpressed because his girl friend got all old.
"Nick Furry wants you to join this new team Avengers" I said.
"Wow ur so stelthy I didnt hear you sneak up on me" Approved Captian America.
"Yes but will you join" I damanded him.
"Yes but only, to portect America" He said all patriarchically. "Anyways I want to kick some ice giants butt"
When I heard this I was sad cause I saw the first Thor movie an I thought when I saw it, teh ice giants are just portectin there own home. But I didnt say this to Steve Rogers cause I knew…he would not understand.
Instead I must go to Assgard. But how could I get there. Finally I had a idea, I went back to Sheild an talked to Nick Furry. "Do you have a thing that could send me to Assgard, like a "device" I said.
"Yes we just made one" He said an he went an got a thing from the most secret sheild valt. It was like a bracelet made all rainbow, it shimbered with power an all the colors (exept pink cause sorry if u like it but pink fuking sux an you must retry ur life.)
"Whats this?" I asked wonderously.
"Its a bracelet made from byfrost stones" He entoned. "When you press this button you will telaport to Assgard an be among teh gods."
I pressed the button he spoke of an instantly I was in Assgard! Well not really cause it was that one place where the guy in gold armer stands to make the bridge work.
"Halt who are thou" He damanded.
I drew my sleek black hand gun "Im Evva a secret agent, Im here to get Thor"
"Then I must stoppist thou" He yelled an he pulled out a very big gold sword. But before we could dule (note, if we did I would obvs of won cause gun beats sword) there was a thunder noise an a figurene stepped into teh light, he was all ripped an had long girl hair taht was blond an probably died. He also had a red cape, lol it was like he wanted to be Superman. But it was not Superman, it was…Thor!1