Soldier looked around to see a dim room. "I am victorious! My challenge ran away in fear!"
"Not even close." The Gamer turned on the lights to reveal an intricate obstacle course that revolved around nigh-impossible jumps. "The challenge is simple. Bazooka jump through this course to pass." Soldier liked what he heard. He also liked to make explosions. He ran forward and make his first jump, only to narrowly miss a bolt of green, eldritch energy. "BEHOLD! It is I, Merasmus! And today is the day I finally destroy you!"
"Oh, I forgot to mention that Merasmus will be attacking you the entire time."
"Understood! Affirmative!"
Soldier quickly proceeded with the course, proving his experience as he was able to make each jump perfectly while missing Merasmus's spells by a hair's width. "Methinks Merasmus has attacked one too many times." The Gamer thought as Soldier treated the "nuisance" as if it was an everyday occurrence. A few minutes later, Soldier reached the finish line. The Gamer was about to congratulate him when he suddenly turned around and blasted Merasmus with his bazooka.
"Mind explaining why you did that?"
"Just following the rules."
"What?"
"The rules. Finish the course, then blast Merasmus. I did that, so I won, right?"
"Yeah, sure."
As The Gamer sent him away, he was glad that he was finally done with the crazies, with his next challenger being more suave and dignified.