5….I Am in Assgard

It was…Thor! "Himdoll what thou doing" He damanded in a brittish like voice. The guy with the big sword, his name is Himdoll, said "This is Evva a shield agent, she says she wants thou for something from thou"

Thor smirked manfully "What could Nick Furry want me for, dont thou have other super heros on earth for thouselves"

"Yes but they must all join together to fight a great evil, its so great it takes like 6 ppl to fight it" I explaned.

"What is this evil" Said Thor.

"Its your brother Loki, he escaped into earth an now he wants to destroy it" I said cause I didnt know the truth yet!

"Loki what the fuk" Said Thor all suprised. "Quick thou must speak with Odin"

I followed Thor into a big room all made from gold, there on a big throne sat….the Odin! He was all old an he looked like Nick Furry exept he was white, an not bald. But he had only 1 eye. Also his eyes glintered with cruleness, I thought "He is like a 'bad guy' pretendin to be a 'good guy.'"

"I need Thor to join the avengers" I said to Odin.

Odin nodded "Yes I agree, Thor thou go join the avengers right now"

Thor girpped his hammer "Meolner" tight "I will go to earth an hunt Loki across thou many relms before he can unlesh the power of the tesserax an then I will kick his adopted ass butt"

Well obvs I would of been offendered an pised off by this cause I was adopted, but I didnt know this….yet.

"Yes thou has permision to do this" Said Odin all approve. Instantly we were telaported to right outside of sheild.

Thor snorked at me sextistly "Thou are a hot earth maden"

"Well Im 16 so dont get any ideas you nazi" I said (cause Thor was acutely a german god an Hitler was german)

"Boob" said Thor exept he didnt mean it like taht, in his time in meant like a idiot, or maybe a fool.

Then Nick Furry was there! "Evva is this god herassing you" He yelled silently. To show he was a bad ass even tho he was bald he took somethin from his pockets, it was one of those electrickal things you kill cows with to herd them, he tazed Thor an stepped right on his face so it hurt. "Levae my daughter Evva alone" He yelled to the heavins."Bitch"

"Ok ok I was only kiddin thou, my heart belongs to my gf" Said Thor "Her name is Jane Forster but she is in Mexico"

"Well enough of this fightin, there are still 2 avengers left an then we will call it a day" Said Nick Furry wisely.

I remembered…Hakeye an Black Window! There not real super heros, just muggles. They have no powers but Nick Furry let them on the team anyways. They were in a secret sheild training room underground, so I ran nimberly to them.

Hakeye was shotting apples off Black Widows head. He had good aim but not really as good, as mine was. But he had a more bad ass bow an arrows that exploded, Nick Furry was acutely makin me some. Black Window was wearin slutty black lether an red hair taht she secretly died, she was blond underneath. (It says on hr web site) "Evva your too young to be down here, go an play kitchen with your dolls" She said, sarcastickally.

"Well at least I have powers batch!" I yelled. (Even tho I didnt know I was a mutent yet I still felted a secret power with in me, like a dream.)

"in war esponge is a power" She snided, in answer to this I flipped her off.

"Hey stop flippin off my girl friend" Said Hakeye. He had a cool outfit but hes too short to be really hot. Anyways he is Black Windows bf so he always beleves her side. Its not fuking fair.

"Why are you here Evva" Said Hakeye.

"Nick Furry made me, I didnt want to come down here to see your ugly faces" I quiped. "Anyways he wants you to join the "avengers" ignitative. We have Tony Stark, the Incrduble Huk, Captian Steve Rogers America an also Thor but Nick Furry wants more."

"Who are we fighting, is it some russians or terrerists" Asked Hakeye.

"Its Loki, hes a god from Assgard but he came threw a portal yesterday an now he wants to destroy the world an make all ppl his slaves" I explaned, because this is what Nick Furry said.

"We cant fight a god, its too powerful" Said Hakeye.

"Ok fine then you can be a cowerd an not join the avengers, but I know one thing…Im going to join an lead this fight in the very font" I yelled with a red light shimbering in my eyes. I was so angry, some ice apparated on the walls an they cracked a little, but I didnt see this. (Its cause I was really a ice giant an my ice giant powers were manafesting cause my emotions an stuff)

"Ok ok I never said I wasnt going to join" Said Hakeye, he agreed to be on the avengers! Also Black Widow, maybe she was thinkin she could saduce Loki or somethin but cleerly he wasnt deceved. Anyways we all went upstairs to where Nick Furry was waitin with all the other avengers.

"Now your all official avengers" Nick Furry announced, he porduced a large knife. "Now we will all cut our hands but only a little, so there is 1 drop of blood from everybody an then we will all become avengers. When you do this you cant take it back, you're a avenger forever an you must fight evil for teh goverment! Also America"

He gave me teh knife first cause I didnt want to go last, cause what if somebody had aides or somethin ewwww! Nextly all the other avengers cut there hands an as our blood joined we knew we were…"avengers!"