6…Loki Attacks!
Suddenly Loki busted into the room threw a portal! He was tall an pale with long dark hair like his dark sole, flying around his goddish face. He was wearin armer made of lether with green an gold an black, and a horny helmet circed his fourhead. His eyes were green emerelds that flashed with power an he pointed his magickal spear right at us! "Surrender thou world!" He yelled, I should of hated him but instead I felted a strange fittering in the deeps of my heart, why did my heart answer teh sound of his voice!
"No, go away mother fuker" Said Nick Furry.
Loki smiled all evil but kind of hot too, he poked Hakeyes heart an instantly Hakeyes eyes turned all blue, we gaseped in horrer at the site. "Now I can control thou" Loki explaned. "Hakeye shoot all these other avengers"
"Ok" Said Hakeye, he garbbed a big gun an pointed it right at us!
"Wtf Hakeye" Yelled Black Widow. "I thought you loved me, we kissed an everything omg" She started to cry.
"I never loved you" Gorled Hakeye like a robot. He perpared to shot us! Then….he shot us! But Nick Furry had a bullit vest, Iorn Man had his mecka sute, Bruce Baner turned into teh Hulk, Thor blocked teh bullits with his hammer an Captian America blocked the bullits with his sheild. Black Widow was goin to die but I bravly kicked the bullit away an it hit into a wall. The bullits turned into ice when they tried to go by me so I was ok.
"What is this sorsery" Said Loki.
"Its called: kicking ass" I explaned, ceverly.
"Thou are a ice giant" Said Loki with wonderment.
"No it cant be cause my dad is Nick Furry an he is a human" I yelled, my feelins were swelling in frozen fractons.
"Thou mom?" Said Loki.
"No ur mom" I snided.
"Thou are clever-tonged but this is not what I meant, I mean who was thou mother, she must of been a ice giant" Explaned Loki.
"Her mom was a normal muggle" Lied Nick Furry "I should know, cause Im teh one who had sex with her"
"Ok well what is her name" Snipped Loki.
Nick Furry got all worryful an anxous "Um it was porbably Karin, you know what, fuk you Loki this is none of ur dam busness!"
"You kidnaped me" I screemed in his bald face.
"No I saved ur ass from teh streets" Nick Furry had tears runnin down his face "You were abbadoned, I adopted you, your real name is "Saga" an also I found this on your neck" He held soemthin out to me, it was teh amulet from the first chapter!
"This is a rune of power" Said Loki "Thou are a powerful mutent, also a ice giant"
"Lier, you broke ur promise an bertrayed me" I said to Nick Furry!
"Thou are a ice giant?! I hatest ice giants?!" Yelled Thor, he swung his hammer angerly!
"Your a spy" Yelled Captian America "You bertrayed ur country"
"No its a lie, a fukin lie" I explaned, calmly, but the avengers hatred me now. (Thats so raicest rite.)
Black Widow pointed her minnie gun at me "Perpare to die mutent scum"
"Yes but ice giants are kind of hot still" Said Tony Stark, with a pervish gleer.
But before they could attack me, Loki garbbed my hand an we telaportaled away!