8…The Avengers All Fight Eachother
Loki explaned our plan, he said "We must get the avengers to be mad at each other so they will fight themselfs" This was a clever plan cause Loki was clever.
"Right now there all in a hellcarier, its like a plane but like a city" I explaned to Loki. This was a secret actuely but Nick Furry told me not to tell, but sense he bertrayed me I felted no ramorse.
"Ok so the teserax is on the hellcarier too" Said Loki brillently "this means….we must go on the hellcarier" We melded our minds an telaportaled to a big room.
"Omg where are we" I yelled.
"We are on…..teh helcarier!" Loki explaned. But just then Burce Banner was there!
"Thou are under my controls now" said Loki an he quickly poked Bruce Banner with his staff rite in the heart, his eyes went all blue an reposessed. Then we hid wisely. Then the other avengers went into the room.
"Burce Banner why are your eyes blue an reposessed" Said Captian America. "No Im ok" said Bruce Banner. "ok then" said Captain America.
"Im teh greatest avenger" Snerked Bruce Banner suddenly, it was cause Loki but, the avengers didnt know this.
"Well if you think this…I think you left ur brain in teh oven" Said Tony Stark/Iron man all sarcstickly.
"Shut thy moth" Screemed Thor cause he was a dum ass an he though Tony Stork was yellin this to him. "I WILL PASTURIZE THOU" he yelled wavin his hammer agressevely.
"oh my fukin america stop fightin, its like ur a bunch of pree school kids" Said Captian America, his face was all frowned from angry.
"ok but your an old freezer pop" Said Tony Stark, cause before the Avengers he was acutely froze in ice, he prest a button an his armer turned on.
"wait is this a fight" Said Hakeye.
"We just have a 'agreement" Said Tony Stark exept now he was Iron man.
Thor yelled his war cry "Assgarddddddddddd" an he swirled his hammer with a powerful force of wind. It slammered on Captian Americas sheld an broke it in like 6 pices (note, yes it can brake I saw it brake in the avengers 2 traler. so its not unbrakable)
Black Window pulled out a wuss lookin tiny gun but Thor kicked it form her hands "Thou will not dafeat a god of lighting with a muggle weponry!"
But tehn Tont Stark shot a propeller blast from his hand things, Thor fell backwerds right into a big glass cage they wanted to put Loki in!
"Thor you come out of there" Ordrerd Captain America stermly.
"if thou are a big man…thou mak'ste me" Yelled Thor with challenge.
Suddenly all the avengers ran into the cage to get Thor, so I jumped out an locked it!
"Thou are all my prisoners" Said Loki trumpently.