11….I Fight all of the Avengers 2
Thor was about to thor his hammer at us! "Wait what are thou doin, thou artist not suppost to kill Evva!" Yelled Loki.
"Yes but….when I think of this I reelize I have a half & half chance to guess which one of thou is truly Loki so…..I will take my choses!" Said Thor dumly, he rased his hammer ready to strike!
"Kill them both!" Yelled Colsen form behind Thor.
"No but I must or this would be folly" Yelled Thor.
Suddenly I turned myself to look like Thor! Thor was so confussed that he stood there like a sheeple fish. Now cause I was Thor I had a hammer just like Thors hammer an I slammered his long blond head an he was also knocked inconsous. Me an Loki jumped threw the hole in teh roof until we were in the hellcarier again, I couldnt beleve it, I beat all the avengers!
Tehn….Loki killed Colsen but this was acutely self dafense cause Colsen had a electro gun an stuff (anyways it happened in the movie so dont flame about this, anyways hes not really dead spoilers alert!)
"We must find the teserax instantly!" I explaned.
"Wait Evva I mean Saga, theres somethin thou must know….in all teh sentrys in all the 9 relms I have never seen a madden as beatiful as thou"
"Omg I was thinkin the same thing about you" I gaseped! But then before we could kiss or make put or anythin, I saw the teserax sittin on Nick Furry's bed! I grabed it! But there was a blue strike an a man apparated from with in teh teserax cube! It was a nazi-lookin man but not Hitler, he had a red skull! It was…..Redskull!
"Who are thou red skulled face man" damanded Loki.
"I am, teh Redskull" He said germanly.
"Wait why waste thou intrapped in the teserax tho?" said Loki all confused.
"Well I was fightin with Captian America an I touched the teserax an it suckered me in" He expanded. "But now thou gf hath releesed me!"
"We are fightin Captian Amertica too!" I said all exited. "Maybe we can all of us fight Captian America an the avengers together"
"Yes we will make a team to fight these avengers an we will call it…. 'the revengers'" Said Loki wisely.
"Yes dis ist un goote Idea" Said Redskull exept in german cause he was, german.
I couldnt beleve my eyes at this madness "Wtf Loki! He cant join our team, he is a fukin nazi an nazis are evil!" (well sorry if your a nazi but its true)
"No no Im not a nazi" Said Redskull. "Im just a hydra, its kind of like a nazi exept we dont kill raicestly, we kill avengers an stuff. I acutely wanted to kill nazis in the first movie, so Im not one of them" I remembered that this was true.
I grabbed the teserax an quickly we telaportaled to Lokis lare!