14….Ultron Collides the 9 Relms
Exept the avengers fuked with Lokis telaportal magicks so we apparated right into sheild headquaters where all the avengers standed there ready to trap us!
"Wtf I didnt do this" I explaned to Loki, I was horrorfied, what if he thought I betrayed him into a trap!
"I know thou would never bretray me….its acutely Thor" Said Loki sadly, he loked at Thor all accused "Thou has fuked with my magicks to trap us"
"I has" Said Thor stoutly "Exept its not like that ok I just want thou to come back to Assgard an be my brother again" A man-tear trilled on his face but I did not care cause Thor couldnt understand how things are from Lokis point of vew.
"Evenesca for the last time,would you please listen to mother fuking reasons" Said Nick Furry patently.
"How about: mother fuking no" I snerked.
"I disagreed with that statment" Yelled Nick Furry "Or you wouldnt be here, why are you here anyway!"
"Im stealing a shield secret for the revengers" I yelled back at him.
"Then between us there can be no peace only war" Nick Furry took a shotgun an coved us with it. "Listen I know we are 'avengers' an you are 'revengers' but were not so diffrent, we could kick ass together…then when we are done we could go back to bein enemys,and kick ass seprately!"
"Wait why" I said.
"Tonight is the night of Fate" Yelled Nick Furry, grinly "Tonight the prophacy comes true an the 9 words collide! This is why I adopted you ok, so you could save the world not only for muggles but for mutents too, this is goin to be big so maybe you 'revengers' should stop 'revengin' for 1 day so we can be one team"
I knew there was truth in his word, I looked at the avengers, could we kick ass together not as enemy but as 1 temparary team.
But suddenly there was a dark figure of tallness in front of us, I said "Nick Furry is that you" but it said….No. I could see his red eyes glim in the dark, I knew this was no Nick Furry or any other normal human bein but instead like a robot or a bein of vibratium! It was….Ulton! Exept I didnt know about him,yet.
"Who is that" I damanded.
Loki looked wisely "This is Ultron, hes a evil robot crated by Tony Stark and he wants to take over the 9 relms"
"Wtf Tony Stark is a idiot or something" I said wittedly "Why would u create a evil robot, its just not a good idea?"
Ultron leered with evil "Im not just a robot ok Im acutely…..A GOD" He pointed his medal finger an a repulsive ray swepped from it all blue, but deadly.
"Loki is the only god in this room,an in my heart!" I said defently.
"Well its a good thing I have this portal then" Said Ultron, he showed us a remote.
"What dose that do" I damanded.
"When I press this red button it will open a portal and my army of Dark Elfs will come threw the portal an attack the 9 relms" Explaned Ultron "And now I will press the button"
"Dont you touch that button bitch" Yelled Nick Furry but Ultron only snitted coldly "I have many buttons and I will touch them if I want, anyways you think your so bad ass and tough cause you can call me bitch but…this is only to cover your own fear"
"Dont stand there like sheeple fish, do somethin if thou are really avengers" Said Loki!
"Ok" Said Hakeye, he shotted the remote! But…there was,another remote! Also Ultron pressed the button and instantly a portal was there and like 1 million Dark Elfs jumped threw!
"Fuk you Tony Stark look what you did" Said Nick Furry "Why did u have to make a evil robot"
"I had pstd ok" Iron Man raminded him. (note…he acutely does, I saw Iron Man 3 ok)
"Well enough of your 'issues' we have to stop them before they take over America!" Yelled Captian America.
"Fuk you too Captain America, theres like 60 other countrys on this planet, is America the only 1 that matters to you?" Damanded Nick Furry "I dont even know why I made this team 'the avengers' no offense but Evva could kick your asses put together!"
Captian America looked sad "Im sorry I didnt mean to be raicest, your right this hole planet disserves to be saved"
This was a deep moment, it was a time to come together as 1 team.
"Also Im sorry for bein drunk & pstd" Explaned Iron Man, he really mean it but he also mean it sarcastickally. Teh Hulk couldnt really talk but he loked sad an I knew deep in his heart he was sayin "Im sorry for the rage & destroyin the city when I was Hulked"
"Im sorry Loki, I see thou has a diffrent life then me an I should respect this" Said Thor sadly.
"Im sorry for being a murdring asassin" Said Black Widow darkly, exept I dont know if she meaned it or not.
Hakeye nodded "We have all done evil in the past" He said (Like when he got branwashed & stuff)
"But now today we stand together 1 team 1 goal for 1 planet (an also Assgard) Ok now thats over so…..avengers and 'revengers'….ENSEMBLE" Yelled Nick Furry, I knew now the big fight was about to start!
