Note….I watched Thor 3 an it kicked multiple ass! Also lol you ppl said Loki would never be on a team 'The Revengers' well guess what….you were wrong an I was prooved, it said rite there in teh movie!
21….The Gladiater Rink
So tehn I kicked Spidermans ass. Then he was all gone but, suddently a rainbow lite fluckered thru the door! It was….a portel!
I stared with wondermint "What is this wondermint" I said?
A finger busted from this portel, it was….Loki! He was wearin his horny helmet an everything.
"Omg Loki why are you here" I damanded "Also Im the Sorcer Supremo now" I said this not to be bragful but cause I wanted him to know of my bad assry.
"Good, now thou mustard use this 'gift' of magicks" Loki said "There is grave danger in Assgard, I tried to warn thou sooner but, I was kidnapped by Docter Strange so I had to escape"
Suddently, another figurn busted from the portel, also! It was….Thor!
"Thor what they fuk" I said all confust.
"No hes on our side now, we must fight as 1 team" Explaned Loki. But I knew he was goin to bertray him later anyway. But that was acutely ok cause he would only betray Thor an some other ppl but never me.
"Yes we are simply….Revengers" Said Thor mightly, he acutely had short hair now an he wasnt ugly any more, he was maybe hot but not like Loki but,not like a sheeple fish ether.
"Ok so whats this danger" I said askfully.
"It is….our evil sister Hella, shes the godness of Death an Odin just died so she busted from a potrel and now she wants to take over Assgard with a dead skulleton army, also a wolf" Explaned Thor.
My blood snurled at this distrage "She cant do that…Assgard is for Loki not Hella" Also I didnt care the Odin was dead cause he was old & evilish.
"Wtf where is she now" I yelled.
"Shes in Assgard" Said Thor, sadly "We must stoppest her!"
But rite then, somethin rainbowful sucked us all up, there was a spin an we apparated on a strange garbaged planet!
"Omg what happened tho" I yelled.
"Hella teleporteled us" Yelled Loki "This is the gladiater rink planet"
Instently a bunch of bonty hunters garbbed us all! (I could of beat them all exept they cheated an put a electrickal zipper on my neck to nutralize my magicks ok)
They put us to a werd ass looking man in eye shadow an slickly robes "Im the Game Master" He said to us.
"Your teh gay master lol whut" I snided.
"Well nomally I would melt u for this affensive saying but,no" He said "Your too powerful to melt like a sad small ice cube, instead I want you all to fight in my gladiater rink, its like the Hunger Games ok"
"Thou are tryin to kill us, well I say thou never…we would rather die" Said Thor "Also Hunger Games sucks" (But not really he just said this to be insaltive so it did not matter the truth)
"Excuse me did did u say somethin, well never mind I dont care bitch" Said the Gay Master "Lol" He threw us into the rink, there was a mightly crowd thirsted for blood. But they werent gettin mine, I knew now….I must be the new champon winer!
But rite then I heared a noise like thudnern but it was no thundern, it wasnt even Thor it was simpy….teh Increduble Huk!