Note…If ur wonderin why there was no more update well u can guess why cause…Infininity War. 1…it was fukin turmatic an 3….it was derpressin. Also there was some school ok its not a "free country" like u think, theres still school an this school, makes u "not free"

22….Thanos Brakes My Heart

It was…the Incredububle Hulk! I knew I must kick his ass like I had offen kicked many asses bafore, in a solid line off to the dawn of Time…but this 1 was green an stronger then even iron steel. But there was no time to think on this cause it was time to simply,act. I could not use my Sorcer Supremest powers cause this zipper of evil to nuralize them, so I must use only my mind to be clever. This was acutely clever of me cause this was teh Hulks weakfulness….he was not clever but instead a dum ass. I thought….I must uterize this weakfulness.

But like I said there was no time for thinkin but instead only for action so I moved quickly, like 1 smooth bolt of lightnin I took a string an made a jump rope an the Hulk did not see this so he tripped into it an fell. Instently I took off my zipper from teh Gay Master an put it on Hulk, he got electralized an knocked inconsous. To the horrer of the Gay Master he started to shrink, he kept shrinkin until he was smaller an he become Buce Banner. Then I kicked Burce Banners normel ass an I was…the winer!

"Truly thou hast used thou brain of cleverfulness" Imprased Loki.

A single tear trilled from Thors eyes "I see now I has juged thou unfarily" He said with a voice of sadness an maybe also love but it would not be a love that was retruned cause my heart balonged to 1 person only an that was Loki not Thor but maybe also Thor didnt know this, also he was single now cause he dumped his muggle gf but I didnt acutely care cause my heart balonged only to 1 person (Loki)

Anyways there was only 1 thing in my brain rite now…..to context all 6 Infity Stones. They would be mine but how.

Suddenly there was a ghostish flush like a loud snap, it was like maybe a thousand ppl died. Rite when I thought this to my brain a thousand ppl dusted into ashes around us and were no more!

"Wtf like a thousand ppl died, what is this fukery" Said Thor all confussed "Its like they were misted bafore thou very eye" (Also Hella wasnt a problem anymore cause she got dusted to ashes too ok)

"Very wtf in deed….who hashed dusted these ppl" Damanded Loki.

Suddenly a big plane landed (the kind that goes in space) an a man gotten off on it. But this was not a simple man, it was acutely an alian but not just a plane alian. He was big an purple an shrivened like a wise an evil ball sack, it was…..Thanos!1 He smiled in a way that makes u hate him "I have 5 infity stones an I need only 1 left" He gleered.

I gaseped, he could only mean this 1 inifinity stone taht hunged from my neck! "Never" I damanded all bad ass "If u want it then come an take it u fuking rasin"

But, he did not. Instead he reeched to take it for his self! In my horrer I forgot my magicks ok, anyways it still couldnt work cause of this zipper. "I will choke u an then….I will take ur infitity stone" He said!

"Omg" I yelled, maybe he would of win? (note….but only cause he was a cheeter, if I had my powers I would kill him cleerly ok)

"Nnnnnnnooooo" Yelled Loki, he jumped in front off me quick (but it looked like slow mo ok) an Thanos choked him in stead!

"Loookiiii no" I yelled in horrer but it was too late!

"Bafore I die I wanted to say…I love u Saga….always ramember thou true self, Ill always ramember thou….in thou heart…." Said Loki, then, he died!

"Quick thou mustest get from here" Said Thor, he garbbed me an put me on the plane an it flew away from this place of evil.

"Omg shut the fuk up Thor, u dont know….what is it…to have someone u love DIE" I yelled angerly, how would his small brain to containerize such a thing like a braken heart.

I feltered a deep sadness but also a grate rage of anger, I knew...I must kill Thanos, he would pay for this deed!

Thor kept talkin "We mustest not lettest Thor get this 1 stone left, we will hide it in the 1 place he will never guess, this place is…..thou planet earth"

He didnt know this was no time to fill the air of space with the pettinus of empty words. My heart was cold like a exploded star, I thought, how will I live now with no Loki. I thought, maybe I should of just give Thanos this Inifty Stone so he would destory all of the universe then maybe the unverse would feel my distrage & hoplessness an there would be….a end. But then I thought no, then Thanos would win an this fuker would not win, I needed to get revenge cause Loki.