Herry cryed for 6 howers after loona leaved him for piers. It was the werst day of his life! Now he was guna kill piers! He calls mr. granjer for help because he had a gun. Then mr granjer shot at piers but missed and then peers killed mr granjer with a crosbow! Aaahh! Then hary desided he must be... smooth (that was epic)
Then hary slided up to loona and sade "hey loona piers is prety cool but im the guy hoo kiled vaoldomort. "Thats troo" loona sade "but piers kiled osama bin laden! Oh fuck hary sade as he relized loona was rite.
So then hary reelized he must kile a tarorist leeder two in ordar to win loonas hart. So he went to seria and irac to kile isis. But wen he got thare, isis sneaked up on him and nocked him out! Wen he woke up, he was tyed up and isis was lookinged down at him. Oh no
"So we meat at last herry poter. I am isis."
"Oh im hary."
"Nice to meete you.
Then hary breaked freedom and lept onto isis. He punched him 4 times but it did not one thing! "I am two strong for such a meesely atack" said isis. Then he threw hary so hard to the grond it breaked every bone in his body! Hary drank some skelegro and then jumping up and used avada kobadravada. But it bounsed off of isis's body! He was so damn strong! Isis threw a bomb at hery that neerly kiled him! But then hary ramemberd loona and got filed with magic enargy! "Ultra septum sampra! He scremed and it cut of isis's head! Then he begun his jerney home with isis's hed to show loona his sopereoraty ofer piers!
But then... his plane was ataked by the IRA! And he crashed in iyerland. Now he was strandid with no way home! How will hary poter evar get out of this mess and get back to his luve loona lovgoode?
To be continue