AN: My muse (if I ever had one to begin with) is dead. Therefore, please read all the terrible ideas I have ever attempted to start. This is a series of Katekyo Hitman Reborn fanfic ideas. Most will probably have Mary Sue SI-OC characters. Honestly, it's a mess, and I will likely be randomly editing as time goes by, so read at your own risk. I don't even remember when I wrote these (maybe around 2012?). I'll be putting my ideas up for other fandoms later.

Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Title: Mission Impossible - Ruin to Save

Premise: A female SI-OC as Kawahira's (adoptive) sister, named Alex Winters. Sepira and Kawahira were siblings.

Rating: T (for language)

So, you know how in KHR, there are the Arcobaleno? And how they are all babies protecting a pacifier? Well, somehow, I got to take the full brunt of the curse, when a being named Sepira decided to pluck me from my world and insert it me into the way of the curse. Basically, I became a super-powerful baby, taking the full power of the curse upon myself. I was linked to all of the pacifiers. As long as the pacifiers existed, I would be forever stuck as a baby. Meaning that even if a new generation of Arcobaleno cropped up, I would be stuck as a baby. And if I died, they would all die, and the world would implode.

"Sepira, what have you done?"

I turned to the one who was the one responsible for the whole Arcobaleno mess. "You," I said, glaring at the figure, "your beloved sister left me a message for you. Basically, stop being a fucking dick and get your head out of your ass and find some other way besides using innocent people to maintain the balance of the world. I mean, you could at least explain to the poor souls what is going to happen and what the ramifications of such a deed are."

"And who are you?"

"I'm Alex Winters. And according to Sepira, I'm your new sister. So, hi, nice to meet ya, big bro."

"..."

"..."

"You're crazy."

"Says the one who's been putting a third of the power of the Tri-Ni-Set on innocent humans because the you couldn't figure out another way. Really, bro, you could probably get someone to help find a way to reign in this third of the power because I don't think all those Vindice or whatever peeps are too happy with you. In fact, I think their main objective is to hunt you down and do away with your or something."

"You're not from this world, are you?"

"Of course not. You think I wanted to stay in a world that was on an irreversible course toward imminent doom? Nope. Sepira gave me an out, and I gladly took it."

"But why you?"

At that, I got a bit embarrassed. "Er, well, I might have done some crazy fast praying to her right before I got flattened by a nuclear warhead."

One of the nearby babies decided to speak up. "Why were you nearly flattened by a nuclear warhead?"

"Standard bombing run. I had to go back for my little brother's medicine, which was why I was out topside, anyway. I thought I'd make it, but I guess I didn't."

"What country was making the bombing run?"

I laughed. "Country? It wasn't a country. It was a political faction practicing their bombing maneuvers." Yup, the world had been a pretty bleak place. "But anyway, enough of that." I bit my thumb hard enough to draw blood, and I created what looked like blood-red pills. "Alright, these are for emergency use only. And I'm trusting you not be sadistic douchebags with them. Use them only if you are literally on the verge of dying. Whatever injuries or wounds or condition you have will be transferred to me, and you will be left at 110%. But let me tell you, using more than one once every seven years will cause you to become addicted to blood and flame, so you'll become a vampire-like thing. I will then come hunt and put you down if that happens. And no experimenting on them either. You also don't have to worry about them being stolen or whatever."

"Why are you helping us?"

"Because you deserve to have some help in your life. I know it isn't much, but I'm limited, seeing as how I literally am a baby in this world. After another thirty minutes, I will revert to being the equivalent of a newborn baby in everything but intellect. Yes, I will be able to age, but the moment one of those pills is used, I get to be a baby again."

"You're weak."

I glared the baby who had declared that. A baby with curly sideburns and spiky black hair.

"He's right," agreed a blonde baby. I glared at him as well.

And with all the dignity I could muster, I babbled at them in baby-speak.

"I do not think insulting Alex is the best thing to do. After all, she barely even knows us, and she is trying to help us," Fon pointed out.

I nodded in agreement. After all, I did want to get along with all of them.

"Raising a baby will be very costly. I am leaving," Viper said, and went to leave, but I managed to grab ahold of the cloak and sent up a sorrowful look. And then with full-dose watery puppy-dog eyes and flowers and stuff, I managed to extort money from Viper in the form of a promise that they'd send money to whoever looked after me, and they quickly left afterwards.

"Shouldn't a female raise her? She is a female baby, after all."

And so heads turned to look at Luce and Lal Mirch.

Lal Mirch immediately beat up on Colonello.

Luce just shook her head. "I cannot take her. Alex, is there someone you would like to go with?"

I looked around, then pointed at Reborn, who immediately glared at me.

"You wish to go with Reborn?"

I nodded, babbling happily.

"Baby, you are just asking for death."

But I ended up going with him anyway.

And not even a day later, I found myself in an orphanage. I went to sleep that night, and the next morning, I woke up right next to Reborn. This pattern continued to happen. Reborn got very frustrated. He even tried staying awake all night long, but one blink, and I'd appear.

Oh, and happy belated 2018! ~VM