Baby Tracker

'Get thee behind me, Satan' sang on a record player as Dean walked into the library with the angels flying around his head.

"Morning," Sam greeted on noticing them. He was at the table in the library, rifling through several thick books and papers.

"Morning!" Dean and the angels called happily. Dean walked up beside his brother, glancing at the books sprawled out over the table before meeting his brother's gaze. His smile widened.

"The, uh, water pressure in the Letters' shower room is marvelous," Dean hummed contently. His muscles still sang from the pleasant treatment from the other night.

"Yeah," Sam grunted, looking from Dean to the books on the table again. "I still can't figure out how we even have water…" Sam stated while flipping through a thick book on the table. "Or electricity," he added.

"Aren't you picky," Bobby huffed, walking into the room with a cup of coffee.

"Well, I'm putting that under the 'ain't broke' column," Dean commented. "Listen, little brother, let's not go all geek on this stuff, okay?"

"Geek?" Sam questioned, raising his brows as he turned the page of one of the smaller books on the table.

"Yeah," Dean started, eyes catching on a sword on display. He stepped over to it, picking it up. "I mean, don't get me wrong…" Dean chuckled as he held the sword in hand. "…this stuff is awesome, but I'm just saying, you know, don't, uh…" Dean struck a pose with the sword. "Don't think that they knew some big secrets that we don't know."

"Dean, they were a secret society," Sam urged, turning around just as Dean lowered the sword.

"Well, not really 'secret'," Balthazar corrected. "There were some hunters and supernaturals that knew of them." Sam glared at the angel and Balthazar zipped his lips.

"Guys, they probably made most of the crap up," Dean continued. "They wore fezzes and sashes and swung around scimitars," he continued to tease. Dean ran his fingers over the blade of the sword he held. "They probably didn't even sharp –" Dean flinched and pulled back his hand as the metal sliced through the tip of his finger. He looked up at his brother, glancing between Sam and Bobby. "That's very sharp." Gabe and Balthazar snorted and the hunter gave them both a look before putting the sword back.

"Dean, Lydia sent us here for a reason. We might have something here," Sam explained in earnest. "Something that could help us, help the angels and…" Sam looked in the direction the bedrooms were. "…and the demons too. She said it would make things easier. I mean, you know damn well we could use a break. What if we finally got one?" Dean turned around, bloody finger popped into his mouth. Sam looked him up and down and sighed. "Are you gonna take off the dead-guy robe?" Sam asked, changing the subject. Dean was glad he did. Personally, Dean didn't think they could catch a break. They were Winchesters. Breaks were non-existent in their family. Everything just started from hard and got harder. Sure, Henry made the bunker sound legit and it certainly looked it, but that wasn't how things went for them. As much as he wanted to believe that there was an actual bunker filled with the answers of the universe, he knew it was too good to be true.

"It's soft," Dean answered. He looked to Bobby and the coffee the hunter was sipping at. "They wouldn't happen to have a waffled maker in that kitchen, would they?"

"Wouldn't hold it past them," Bobby stated. "They've got everything else in this place." Dean clapped his hands together and looked to the angels.

"What do you say? First one to find the waffle maker gets whip cream on theirs?" The angels cheered and flew off in the direction of the kitchen. Dean went to follow them, but froze when someone knocked at the bunker door. He frowned, glancing back at Bobby and Sam. Dean padded up the stairs to the door. His fingers hovered over the door handle a second before he finally turned it. The door swung open and Charlie attacked Dean with a giant hug. Dean wrapped his arms around her in surprise and squeezed her tight. He looked over the top of her head and gave Lila a quick wave.

"So," Charlie started, pulling back. "Let's see the bat cave!" Dean's grin grew and he stepped aside so the girls could walk past. Dean led them through the hall and down the stairs. Sam and Bobby met them at the entrance of the library.

"Hey," Sam said, wrapping both Lila and Charlie into a quick hug. He nodded at the room they stood in. "What do you think?"

"I think I'm really jealous," Charlie admitted. Her eyes darted over the various books and filing cabinets. "Hey, where are the angels and…"

"AH!" Kevin screamed from his room down the hall. Everyone turned their heads slowly, looking in the direction of the annoyed scream.

"Never mind," Charlie chuckled, turning back to the three hunters again.

"Oh!" Sam exclaimed suddenly. He stepped closer to Charlie and grabbed her hand. "I have something to show you," Sam said. Charlie looked giddily between Dean and Lila. Dean only frowned, having no idea what his brother was talking about. He didn't have to wait long to find out though because in the next second Sam was dragging Charlie out of the library and down one of the halls. Lila, Bobby, and Dean followed too until they came to a room filled with nothing but computers. "Voila," Sam called, holding his hands up as everyone piled in.

"What is this thing? A computer?" Dean gasped, gaping at the giant machine. "When did you find this?"

"Last night," Sam stated. "I was in the war room and noticed the map table was hooked up to wires. I followed them and…" Sam raised his hands. "…here we are."

"Well, it's not just any computer," Charlie gasped. She rushed around the computer with Lila, both looking at the computer like it was treasure. "This is awesome," she squealed excitedly. She tapped her fingers against the computer lightly. "This thing, from what I can tell, is kind of an alarm system. Something happens and it'll freak and shut the place down." Charlie looked over it, grinning ear to ear. "Maybe this is what Lydia meant? Maybe it's a safe place for you to stash angels and demons?"

"I don't know," Dean started, shaking his head. "Lydia made it sound like something more than that. Like it would help us find demons and angels." Charlie hummed, glancing at Lila.

"What are you thinking?" Lila hummed.

"It is an alarm system and angels and demons suddenly being on earth is kind of something to freak out about, right?"

"So you think it'll sound an alarm or something if an angel is nearby or something?" Lila questioned. Charlie shrugged and pressed a few buttons. The computer hummed loudly and Charlie jumped back as it blared and lit up.

"Guys!" Kevin screamed several rooms away. They guys shared worried looks with the ladies and they bolted from the computer room back to the war room. Kevin was standing at the table, mouth hanging open.

The table was lit up like a Christmas tree. Bobby, Sam, and Dean crowded around the table, frowning at the dots that appeared.

"What the hell?" Bobby questioned.

"I second that," Dean stated. "Why's it doing that?" He looked back to Charlie. "What did you do?"

"Nothing!" Charlie insisted.

"Wait a minute…" Kevin started, holding a hand up and shushing everyone. He pulled his IPhone from his pocket and flicked through his pictures. He let out a triumphant hum when he found the one he was looking for and held it up for Sam, Dean, and Bobby to see. It was a picture of the map they had made to mark off all the angels. "Look at the dots on here and the table," Kevin instructed. The three hunters did just that. In the same spot a tack rested in Minnesota, a glowing dot shown on the table. Another dot glowed in Japan and Mexico, marking the two tacks on the map in the photo.

"Whoa," Sam gasped as he compared the tacks and dots. "Each light on this thing is where an angel is." His eyes bulged and he looked over his shoulder at Charlie and Lila. "Looks like you were right, Charlie."

"I'm always right," Charlie stated, puffing out her chest proudly. Lila rolled her eyes at her girlfriend and smacked her lightly.

"Hey," Bobby started. "I'm no computer expert, but would you be able to get that computer to print out directions for all these different lights?"

"Don't see why not," Lila hummed, looking to Charlie. Charlie nodded back.

"Yeah, should be simple enough." She looked around and then frowned at Kevin. "Where're the kids. Thought you had them?" Kevin's eyes darkened and he crossed his arms over his chest.

"In the dungeon," the prophet growled. "That'll teach them not to mess with Kevin freaking solo." Laughter barked throughout the room and Lila and Charlie left to go check out the computer room again. Dean patted Bobby on the shoulder.

"Better show me where this dungeon is so we can save those kids before they tear each other apart down there." Bobby nodded and led Dean to the archive room Kevin had found the other night. A few shelves moved and the two walked inside the dark dungeon. Abaddon and Crowley sat in the center of the devils trap on the floor while the angels stood outside it, poking at the two with a broom handle. The two hunters raised their brows at the five.

"Really?" Bobby scoffed. The angels shrugged.

"Hey, they poked our wings first," Balthazar defended, poking Crowley in the rips with the broom. Bobby and Dean rolled their eyes and set out looking for something to scrape the paint off to release the baby demons.

"Hey, Dean," Bobby started. "I was thinking…"

"Yeah?" Dean hummed while trifling through a box in search of paint remover or something.

"We obviously aren't going to be staying here." Dean nodded. The bunker was awesome and felt safe, but Sam had been right the other night when he said it wasn't home. It was a base. They're home was in Minnesota, not in a fancy bunker in Kansas.

"What are you getting at Bobby?" Dean asked.

"What I'm getting at, boy, is…" Bobby sighed. "…that you should call your vampire buddy and that Goddess Gabe likes." Dean's eyes widened and Bobby explained. "They're the head honchos of your little angle hunt. With that super computer helping them out they could find those angels ten times faster with all the monsters they've got helping out." Dean nodded, thinking it over and smirking. Bobby was right. The place would work perfectly for Benny and Kali. The table would tell them all they needed to know and if they found an angel that Crowley had sent to an abusive home they had a place to put them. The bunker had an infinite set of bedrooms after all.

"I'll go call Benny," Dean decided. He glanced over his shoulder at the angels and demons. "You got this?" Bobby glanced at the kids shouting at each other.

"Get going before I change my mind," Bobby ordered. Dean smirked and rushed out of the dungeon, pulling his phone from his pocket. Dean dialed Benny's number and held the phone to his ear. It rang three times before the line finally clicked.

"Wello!" a little voice called on the other end of the phone. Dean's brows creased.

"Uh…Rachel?" Dean questioned, remembering that Benny had adopted the angel a while back.

"That me!" the little girl giggled. Dean smiled into the phone.

"Is Benny there, Rachel? I need to talk to him." Dean pulled his ear away from the phone as Rachel started calling for Benny loudly. The sound of the vampire shouting in the distance made Dean smirk and suddenly a gruff, southern voice rumbled through the receiver.

"Dean?"

"Hey, Benny, how you doing?"

"Alright, brother. You?" Dean paused. He hadn't had the chance to call Benny about what happened to Henry and the news from Lydia. "Brother?" Dean leaned up against the wall.

"Something's happened, Benny."

"I'm listening."

"I met my grandfather the a few days ago."

"That Samuel guy? Brother, I thought you said he was dead."

"No, Benny. That was my grandfather on my mom's side. Henry…he was on my dad's." There was silence on the other end as Benny promised Dean's words.

"You told me about your dad's dad too," he reminded. "Told me he ran out on his family."

"I was wrong," Dean admitted. "Anyway, long story short turns out he was in some secret society called Men of Letters and running from some demon. He got killed by the demon while trying to protect Lucifer and Lydia showed up spouting stuff about God's new plan. Crowley showed up too."

"Please tell me you rang that varmint's neck," Benny huffed.

"Found out all those angels he took are going to abusive homes so he can break them and make an army to take down God."

"Christ. Please tell me you ganked his ass."

"Lydia got to him first," Dean admitted. "Turned him into a two year old." Benny let out a sound of surprise and Dean sighed. "That's God's new plan, Benny. He's making demons babies too."

"Great," Benny growled. "So were searching for pint sized demons too now? How in the Sam hill are we going to do that?" Dean smirked then.

"Remember that secret headquarters I told you about?" Benny grunted his affirmative. "We found it, Benny. It's got some crazy super computer that tells us where all the angels and demons are."

"Holy hell!"

"Damn right," Dean chuckled. "Problem is that the bunker and our house are too far away. We need someone to man the bat cave."

"Oh? And who will that be?"

"You, Rachel, and Kali," Dean stated. Benny was silent then and Dean grinned. "There are tons of spare bedrooms for you guys and any angels or demons you might find that need a home. There's a shooting range, kitchen, and a friggin dungeon too, Benny. A dungeon!"

"I don't know what to say…"

"Don't say anything. Call Kali and pack your bags, Benny. I expect to see you three here tomorrow night for burgers." Benny laughed.

"Alright, brother. I'll see you soon."

"Bye, Benny." Dean hung up his phone and tossed it into his pocket just as Bobby walked out of the archive room with Crowley and Abaddon screaming in his arms and the angels padding along the floor by his feet. Dean raised a brow at the fighting demons. They were in full wrestle mode. Crowley had a hand full of red hair and Abaddon had Crowley pinned to her chest and was giving him a titty twister. Dean winced and looked to a very grumpy looking Bobby.

"Maybe we should've left them in the devils trap."