Jim's Green Eyed Monster
"Jim - I can't believe that you think I'm beautiful."
"Well I do - so just accept it, OK, Oswald?"
"Thank you Jim. That means a lot to me. And..erm...I think you're very handsome."
"Thank you, Oswald. That means a lot to me, too."
"Ed was handsome too - but in a different way."
"Ed? You want to talk about him?!"
"Not jealous are you, Jim? Green eyed monster got you?"
"Should I be?! I mean..should it have?"
"No - don't be. And no - it shouldn't have. You are my number one now. Anyway - he never called me a raven haired beauty! He never even said I was cute!" Oswald pursed up his lips petulantly.
"Ed was a fool. Forget him!" Jim hugged Oswald to him. "I can love you now," he said. "He had his chance and he blew it!"
"I know, I know..and I'm glad it's you, Jim. You understand me more than anyone else I know."
"And I still love you, too! I think I'm a keeper!"
"Listen up, Jim. Sure, Ed put love in me - but then he took it out again. Jim - you've put it back now. You've made a deposit in my love savings bank! You redressed my balance."
"I never thought this would happen. I never thought it was possible - but you proved that wrong, my sexy, smart Detective Gordon! So no more green eyed monsters, right?"
"Deal. No more green eyed monsters. But if he comes near you again…..you know what I'm prepared to do!"