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Chapter 5: Goofing Off
(Manhattan, SHIELD Academy, the next day)
Spider-Man is swinging across the city to SHIELD Academy, for today Spider-Man is continuing his combat training.
(Me and The Big Cheese had a classified conversation about Norman. I can't really talk about it guys…sorry…but I can say this: Fury isn't sure what to do about the possibility of the Green Goblin returning. It's been months since he was…well…you know…so he's still deciding.)
He then somersaulted to the ground and gracefully landed in front of the building.
"Web Head! Where are you at?! You're late! Again!" A familiar voice snarled.
Spider-Man looked at his communicator, the image of an angry White Tiger is glaring at him.
"Chill out, I'm here." Spider-Man calmly replied.
"Just come on." White Tiger scoffed, then her image went off.
(I also have a surprise for my pussy cat friend when I the time is right, heh heh.)
Spider-Man walked into the building. He then entered a room where White Tiger, Ka-Zar, Zabu, Power Man, Iron Fist, Agent Venom, and Iron Spider waited.
"Hey guys! What's up!" Spider-Man laughed.
White Tiger growled at him.
"So what's the plan for today everybody?" Spider-Man chuckled.
"Combat practice, Director Fury already has chosen the teams." Power Man said.
"Who is with who?" Spider-Man asked.
"You and Tiger are with Fist & me. We're facing the others." Power Man answered.
"Yeah, this is going to be fun. Heh heh." Agent Venom chuckled, cracking his knuckles.
The two teams lined up, facing one another.
"You guys ready? These guys are the original team; they'll be tough to beat…but we can do it." Agent Venom said.
"Try to keep them separated from one another, they might have some combo moves that we haven't seen." Iron Spider added.
"Let's see what y'all got!" Power Man chuckled.
"Enough talk!" White Tiger snarled.
The two teams raced at one another. Iron Spider tackled Iron Fist, while Power Man slammed into Agent Venom. White Tiger lunged at Ka-Zar, slashing her claws. Spider-Man looked at Zabu.
"Uh…you think you could avoid mauling me boy?" Spider-Man nervously chuckled.
Zabu leapt at him with a roar.
"AHHH!" Spider-Man screamed, leaping over the sabretooth cat.
"You can deal with him Fist! I've got Cho!" Spider-Man fearfully cried out, smashing into Iron Spider.
Iron Fist sighed, then turned to face Zabu.
"You should have stuck with fighting the cat!" Iron Spider taunted, firing a repulsor blast.
Spider-Man dodged to the right.
"Is that so? Can you hit me? I bet you can't!" Spider-Man challenged.
"I have a guidance system in here Petey boy, you can't go where I won't find you." Iron Spider scoffed.
Spider-Man chuckled, then webbed his entire head. Iron Spider's cussing couldn't be heard, for it was muffled under the webbing as he tried to pull it off. Spider-Man laughed at Iron Spider. White Tiger growled as she kicked away Ka-Zar.
"Stop goofing off!" White Tiger shouted angrily.
"I'm having fun with my job! You should try it some time! Heh hahaha!" Spider-Man laughed.
White Tiger snarled angrily at Spider-Man then turned to block the incoming punch from Ka-Zar. She quickly dodged his kick, then swept his other leg from under him. The young wild man hit the floor with a thud. Iron Fist dodged the swipes from Zabu, the big cat growling as he quickly slashed at the kung fu hero. Agent Venom fired off his venom missiles, but Power Man just stood there with his arms in front of him protecting his front. Explosions went off as each missile hit him and sent the teen skidding back some. Agent Venom growled as he rushed at Power Man and threw a punch. However, Power Man caught the punch and head-butted him Agent Venom on his head. Agent Venom grunted in pain as he flew back.
"I'm gonna get you Spidey!" Iron Spider growled after he finally tore off the webbing, then fired off several repulsor blasts then missiles.
Iron Spider had tweaked the armor to add missiles as extra weapons after studying Iron Man's armor schematics, to which he said he made improvements on.
"Nope! Nuhuh! I'm gonna dance till I drop! Haha!" Spider-Man playfully taunted as he literally danced around the attacks, dodging each with great ease.
"What the hell are you doing?!" White Tiger screeched.
"What? I can't help it if I'm too hot for Iron Spider to handle! Heh haha!" Spider-Man laughed, dodging each repulsor blast from Iron Spider, dancing to the beat he made up in his head.
White Tiger narrowly dodged the punch from Ka-Zar and quickly responded with a quick punch to his jaw. Zabu leapt away from Iron Fist's kick and turned to look at White Tiger glowering at Spider-Man. The big cat made what sounded like a chuckling sound. White Tiger eyed the sabretooth cat angrily. Zabu rolled his fiery eyes.
"You amuse Zabu with your argument with Spider-Man." Ka-Zar chuckled, picking himself off the ground.
White Tiger rolled her eyes, then rushed at Ka-Zar. Spider-Man continued to dodge Iron Spider's repulsor blasts.
"How about these?!" Iron Spider growled, then fired more missiles.
Spider-Man leapt over one of the missiles, but it quickly turned then made a beeline for him.
"Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!" Spider-Man screamed as he tried to run away fro the heat seeking missiles.
"No matter where you run Spidey, they'll get to you. Don't worry, they aren't lethal. But they will leave a mark! Hahaha!" Iron Spider laughed.
"Really? Is that so?" Spider-Man grunted.
Spider-Man continued to dodge around the room. White Tiger kicked away Ka-Zar, then let out a quick scream of shock before ducking under a missile.
"WEB HEAD!" White Tiger growled.
"Sorry! Hey Iron Spider!" Spider-Man shouted.
Iron Spider was too busy laughing to notice the web-slinging hero was racing towards him.
"Cho!" Agent Venom shouted while blocking a punch from Power Man.
Iron Spider opened his eyes to see Spider-Man leap over him. Iron Spider turned to see Spider-Man leap away while waving at him. He then heard something. Iron Spider turned to see his missiles coming towards him.
"AAHHH!" Iron Spider screamed as his missiles hit him, sending him flying.
Spider-Man laughed and danced at having beaten Iron Spider.
"What the hell are you doing?! One of those missile nearly hit me!" White Tiger snarled, approaching Spider-Man.
"I know that was my bad, I thought you were out of the way when I rushed at Cho." Spider-Man said.
"Well I wasn't! Be more careful!" White Tiger snarled.
"Are we done fighting?" Ka-Zar grunted.
White Tiger turned and growled at him.
"Those missiles were locked onto Spidey's heat signature. Besides, I saw they were about to turn to go after him, not you. Yes, it was a dumb move, but Cho had them locked onto him. You also heard him: they weren't built to be lethal." Power Man said.
"Well that makes me feel so much better!" White Tiger snarled.
"Hey girl, just cool off." Power Man said, putting a hand onto her shoulder.
"I can help with that!" Spidey said.
The two turned to look at Spider-Man, but White Tiger only saw a water balloon fly towards her which then hit her in the face.
"Yeah! Dr. Prankenstein for the win! Heh haha!" Spider-Man laughed, holding a water balloon in each hand.
Zabu made what sounded like a scoffing sound. Spider-Man then turned from the sabretooth to White Tiger, who was bearing down on him with a furious look.
"E-Easy Tiger…just trying to cool you off…" Spider-Man nervously said, sweating profusely.
"Ok Zabu, you'll like this show." Tiger said, turning to look at the sabretooth to Spider-Man.
Spider-Man gulped nervously.
"It's called: Does Spidey Bend That Way?!" White Tiger growled, cracking her knuckles while approaching Spider-Man.
"AAAAHHHH!" Spider-Man screamed while running away.
"COME HERE YOU!" White Tiger snarled, racing after him.
(Fury's office)
Fury gripped the bridge of his nose with his right pointer finger and thumb while watching the holographic screen play of the group's training session, hits and Spider-Man's screams of pain being heard.
To be continued…
