Hey John here updating this long forgotten story sorry for that
In A Office
Natsu and Samantha could be seen sitting on separate chairs facing a man who was asking them questions
?:Okay Mr. and Mrs. Dragneel,do you know why your here?
Natsu:Yeah so we can get a divorce
Sam:Please Doctor I can't take it anymore he's loud annoying and don't get me started with his friend whose living with us
Natsu then stands up and points at her
Natsu:She always shows up late and every time hits me with anything she can get her hands on
Then the Doctor wrote on his notes and looks at them
Doctor:It seems that both of you have some kind of attention between each other,have you guys maybe tried some activities that couples do
Sam and Natsu:NO,NEVER!!
Back At Natsu's House
Samantha was walking towards the door and Natsu and Paco were sitting on the sofa watching the TV,but once Samantha opened the door Natsu turned to her
Natsu:Where are you going
Sam:Out
Natsu then stands up and walks towards her
Natsu:And that would be at
Sam:Non of your business
Natsu:It is my business you live in my house you live by my rules
Paco:Damn
Sam:Look your not my friend nor my boyfriend and not my husband and especially my father so fuck off
When she said that she slammed the door leaving a pissed off Natsu and a laughing Paco,Natsu then turned around and walked towards his room.Natsu then started to change to his normal gear
Paco:Where you going?
Natsu then walked pass Paco
Natsu:To the guild and maybe do a job
Paco then stands up and grabs Natsu's arm
Paco:You can't do jobs remember the last one you did almost got you arrested,if it wasn't for your wife who give you permission
Natsu:She's not my wife
Paco then released him and looks him died in the eyes
Paco:Till you get a divorce that bitch is your wife
Natsu then gives up and goes back to his sofa and sits
Natsu:I don't know what to do man I'm just bored man I got nothing to do
Paco then sits next to him and looks at him and signs
Paco:Natsu I got something important to tell you man,do you remember how we meet
Natsu:Yeah why?
Paco:To be honest I was following you around
Natsu then felt some kinda fear come over him
Natsu:Why were you following me?
Paco:I need your help
Natsu then stands up and slowly backs up
Natsu:With what?
Paco then stands up and walks slowly towards Natsu
Paco:Before I can ask you for your help I need to show you something
As he said that Paco grabbed his hair and pulled it off revealing red spike hair
Natsu:Holy Mavis your a girl
Paco:NO YOU FUCKING IDIOT I'M YOU!!
As he said this he grabbed his face and ripped it off revealing Natsu but with white skin and red lips
Natsu:Youryouryour
Paco:You
As he said that his eyes turned red and Natsu fainted
Paco:I swear they always faint even tho they meet Edoles Natsu
Couple Minutes Later
Both Natsu were sitting on the sofa not looking at each other
Natsu:So you are me from another dimension and your here looking for a box
Paco:Yeah
Natsu:And that's how you knew everyone at the guild and know about everyone's future...so you know where-
Paco:Stop right there boy I can't tell you to much but I can tell you one thing,that once I get that box I can leave your world and you can live a normal life
Natsu then stayed quite and then looks at Paco
Natsu:Okay I'll help you if you help me with my problems
Paco:Sure why not,what do you need
Natsu:Can you help me with house arrest
Paco:So let me get this straight you want me to help you get your freedom back
Natsu:Aye sire
Paco:Okay,all I need is three things one where's your guys therapy take place and two when's your therapy sessions and third who's your therapist
Natsu:Okay
The Next Day At The Therapy
Natsu and Samantha could be seen waiting for the Doctor
Natsu:So how was your night
Sam:...I don't want to talk about it
Then the Doctor entered as he made his way to his chair,once there he took his sit and looks at the couple
Doctor:Hello sorry I was late I was getting my face straight haha
The couple give him a confused face
Natsu:Okay?
Doctor:Okay then today I want to do a little experiment
Sam:And that would be?
Then the Doctor threw two colors at the couple without them noticing once the colors connected to their necks
Doctor:The truth game which if you lie it well send a shock to your body
Sam:What are you crazy take this off now
Natsu:Samantha please just listen to the Doctor
Samantha tried to remove her color but it didn't even loosen so she give up
Sam:Fine but no perverted questions
Doctor:Don't worry I'll only ask three questions to each of you
Then they started
Doctor:Okay first up Natsu
Natsu:Yes
Doctor:Were you a virgin before you wanted to marry Samantha and stick it to her
Both the couple blushed but the Doctor smiled like a idiot
Natsu:Yes I was a virgaaAAARRGGHH
Natsu was shocked and the Doctor was laughing but what they didn't noticed was Samantha's sad expression
Doctor:Why you dog
Natsu:That fucking hurt
Doctor:Okay then,Samantha is Natsu the best you've ever had
Samantha's face turned completely red
Sam:As a husband no
Doctor:Come now Samantha you know what I mean
Samantha:Yes
Doctor:Damn truth,okay Natsu what do you like about Samantha
Natsu stayed quite till he started to blush
Natsu:NothiAAAAGGHHHH
Doctor:Natsu be honest
After the shock Natsu then answered
Natsu:Her haiAAAGHHHH..her personaliAAAAGGHHHH...HER ASS
As he said that last part he was ready for the shock but nothing happened,Samantha just couldn't stop blushing remembering about the tattoo and the bite mark on her butt after their honey moon
Doctor:Good now we're getting somewhere,now then Samantha what's your favorite thing about Natsu
Samantha:I still don't know
Nothing happened to her and then the Doctor started to write on his notes
Doctor:Okay,now for the last question you both can ask each other one question
Natsu then turns to Samantha
Natsu:Where do you go every night
Samantha:To work
Natsu was waiting for her to get shocked but nothing but then he noticed her face was one of anger
Samantha:Whose the slut who took your first time
When she said that the whole room went cold and Natsu's heart stopped beating
Natsu:I'm not answering thaAAAGGGGHH
Natsu then fell on the floor holding the color trying to remove it,then Samantha turned to the Doctor and asked him if there was a remote to the colors which he nodded and handed her the remote which she max the power to Natsu's shock which made him shake like a fish out of water
Sam:WHOSE THE BITCH!!
Natsu:ICAN'TTELLYOUAAAGGGHHHH
Then the colors disappeared which made Samantha anger
Sam:What happened
Doctor:Our session is over but I'm recommending that Natsu and you spend more time together and that you guys go on dates and Natsu here
As he said that he dropped a note on Natsu who is still on the floor
Doctor:That will left the house arrest which will let you go on missions and take you wife out too and Samantha I want you to spend more time with him okay
Samantha wanted to punch the Doctor but she just turned around and made her way to the door leaving Natsu on the floor
Natsu:Hey help me up
Samantha:Why don't you call your hoe to come and help you out
As she said that she left slamming the door so hard making anything that was attached to the wall fall
Doctor:Damn guess whose on the dog house HAHAHAHA
Natsu:Shut up and help me up
The Doctor helped Natsu up and placed him on the chair he was sitting on
Natsu:Thanks and all but what the hell Paco
Paco:Hey I did my job sire
Natsu:Fine but what happened to the real Doctor
Paco:Don't worry he's fine okay I send him somewhere he won't bother us again
Natsu:Where?
Unknown Location
A man could be seen laying on the floor with nothing but his underwear and his left leg chained to a wall,once he woke up he noticed he was in a dirty bathroom
Doctor:Where am I,where's my clothes why am I chained SOMEONE HELP!!
Then out of nowhere a screen turned on showing a man with a crimson suit and wearing a black mask with red horns
?:Hello Doctor I'm END
Doctor:What do you want from me
END:Don't worry Doctor all I want to do is play a game
As he said that a board game appeared right in front of the Doctor
END:Okay Doctor If you lose you'll di-
Doctor:Your missing some pieces
END:Wait really damn That's what I get for buying a board game from goodwill...okay then we'll play-
Doctor:So it seems you chain people cause your afraid of being abandon and you want to play with your victims cause you've been alone and had no one to play with
When he said that the screen disappeared and a door opened revealing END who was walking towards the Doctor,once there END looked down on the Doctor who was still on the floor
Couple Of Hours Later
END:So I killed so many people and for some reason I loved their expressions and now I feel empty
Doctor:It seems that you regret killing your victims but watching them lose everything fills this hole that those three woman give you
END:Damn Doc you get me
Doctor:Call me Dick
END:Thank you Dick
As he said that they both stood up from the hard dirty floor once they were standing END grabbed Dick's head and snapped his neck making Dick hit the floor
END:While shit,now I got to clean up
Back At Natsu's House
Paco could be seen planting new Roses behind the house
Paco:Will that takes care of that now then where should I bury this
As he said that stands up and grabs a black bag with a hand sticking out,once he said that he made his way to the forest
The End?
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