Summary: Rogue is reading Remy's journal while he's away and finds out a little too late that he still loves her
Summary: Rogue is reading Remy's journal while he's away and finds out a little too late that he still loves her. Or is it…?
Disclaimer: Nope, I still don't own.
A/N: Thanks for the reviews and please remember to keep the comments about what pranks to play on Cody coming. His torture isn't over yet! And yes, Remy does keep switching up how he writes and his accents. Remember that this is exactly how he's writing in his private journal.
Warning: There is a universe crossover again in this chapter, hence a DC character will appear in the marvel world. It's all for humor though.
Written Desires
Entry Six: Plan C – Je ne suis pas d'accord
Journal, journal, journal! Imagine t'is Cajun's surprise when he opened de door yestaday!
So I opens de door and was in fo de shock of moi life. Like t'is Cajun hadn't had enough of t'ose already.
T'ere stood a tall muscular man with a long black cape, a bat symbol on his chest and wait...oui, pointy bat ears.
Parle about weird, non? Who de hell? He even had a deep voice when he spoke...
"Is this yours?"
Wit a glance down, I almost became t'at Ragin' Cajun everybody hates to see. It was Cody. De lizard was back.
Braise! So what else could I do but narrow moi eyes and lie?
"Non, neva seen em befo in moi life. Désolée."
Et while I'm tryin ta close de do, de man stops moi with narrowed eyes.
"Are you sure?"
"Positive."
Once again, Remy moved to close de do, but t'is time, I was stopped by de lizard wit tears in his eyes.
"Please Remy! It's me! You and Logan must've forgot me out there in the desert! I was so scared!"
Just t'ink homme. How can somebody forget someone in de desert? Asshole. We left vous on purpose!
T'en de stupide homme latched onto moi and wouldn't let go.
I. Need. A. Bath. Now! He was touchin moi again and Remy be damned if he didn't feel t'is gooey substance on him.
Where's moi Lysol?
De 'batman' was still glaring at moi, so I glared right back.
"Vous not from round ici, are vous?"
"No. I was tracking the Sandman and he lead me to your 'Marvel' of a universe."
Oh. De freak wit de pointy ears had de nerve to try to insult t'is Cajun's universe? D'accord.
"T'en go back home, whereva t'at be. Probably DC. T'at's where most de weirdos from anyway."
"Gotham City. What is DC?"
T'at intrigued moi to say de least.
xxx
Hey, t'at Batman's a really bon homme. Wolvie walked in on our conversation and in no time, we were in de garage, tossing back a few cold ones. Turns out t'at he likes mechanics aussi.
He even gave us more idées pour pranks!
Formidable!
Wasting no more time, we set to making de lizard's life a livin hell.
Remy nev'r t'ought t'at Cody be allergic to chats...mais muhahaha!
I was on my way upstairs wit Wolverine when Cody whipped pass us on de stairs wit watery eyes. It only added amusement when Wolvie stuck his foot out and de lizard went flying face first.
At first, Remy couldn't understand de source of his distress until he got to de top. T'ere, loungin round was Beau. T'at chat meowed and rubbed against moi leg like it hadn't a care in de world. I smiled and picked em up.
Cody was allergic to chats.
Muhahahaha moi petite chat --toture de lizard wit Beau laugh
So anyway, we continued on to moi chambre to look t'rough moi box of goodies from PrankPlace.
All while tossing back a couple more cold ones.
We are sum rut'less bastards, Remy knows t'is.
At dinner t'at nuit, we used moi fart machine and spray. Easy.
Wolverine kept spraying de fart spray near Cody and t'is Cajun would hit de button on de machine, makin a fart sound.
Everyone was shocked and appalled! LOL! Just imagine de look on ma chérie face when she figured out it was de lizard! Mon Dieu! Priceless!
Remy aka sexy godlike being - 3725, Cody aka de lizard - zip.
I even planted a fake quart'r on him. One side held de United States Eagle, while de ot'er side were de words, Mississippi, 'FUN TO PADDLE', on it. Ma chère would hate t'at.
Et Rogue did. All I could do was watch wit amused red eyes as she beat him to a pulp.
"Da nerve of ya Cody! How can ya poke fun at our birthplace! I'm ashamed dat ya frum Mississippi at all!"
"But Marie darlin..."
"Don't ya talk ta meh Cody! Ya on da couch tanite!"
So while de lizard mulled over how he got t'at quart'r, Remy laughed his ass off. Rogue was lookin at moi like I had gone off moi rocker. Maybe I have.
Oh well. Back ta de story.
Remy has t'is t'ing called a toilet monster t'at pops out de toilet when vous lift de seat. It's likely to scare de piss out of vous.
Uh oh journal...brb...bat'room break.
D'accord. So t'is green monster t'ing pops out at vous when vous least expect it.
Moi et Wolverine planted one pour de lizard.
Imagine moi stupor when I came out moi room to see Cody runnin out de bat'room wit his pants round his ankles, a big wet spot on t'em and screamin bout monsters at de top of his lungs.
Oooohhh weeee! T'at homme woke de whole house! LMAO!
It took Wolvie to punch em in de gut ta finally get em ta shut up.
Talk bout hilarity! T'is Cajun was rollin on de floor, eyes full of tears laughing!
Mon Dieu! Remy knew he left de Bayou fo a good reason!
Anisi, while everyone tried to calm de idoit down, Remy snuck in de bat'room and got rid of de monster...and while at it, knicked his sleep attire he had in t'ere.
T'at homme would be in pour a grand suprise when he got out de shower.
Le hahaha idiot –--idiot bout to be embarrassed again laugh.
And oh, que did Remy spy wit his red eyes? But of course, un plus hilarity. Jubilee screamed when de lizard emerged from de bat'room pour de second time t'at nuit.
Pourquoi?
His clothes fell clean off him.
Mon Dieu, Remy gonna pass out from de lack of oxygen since he's laughing so hard.
T'at homme falls pour anyt'ing.
Oh, vous won't believe t'is eit'er.
De chat, Beau, is a lush. Oui, a certified A+ lush.
Apparently, Remy's beer had tipped over in his chambre long aft'r de adamantium maniac had went ta bed, and Beau took it upon himself to clean up de mess...wit his tongue.
When Remy came back in his room, Beau was walking on wobbly legs, hiccuped once t'en fell over drunk.
What did I do vous ask? Simple.
Crack open a new beer and toss it back. Looks like me and Logan have a new drinkin partna.
Meee...oooowwww –--drunk chat meow, lol
T'ere was one last t'ing I needed ta do before bed t'ough. Une plus prank.
Taking de stairs one by one very slowly since I was highly intoxicated, as ma cherie would say, I stood over de sleeping figure on de couch. Looking to de side, an evil smirk played on moi lips when I noticed de portable alarm clock by his side.
Picking it up, I pull de batteries from it and toss em on de floor, as well as de clock. He gonna t'ink he knocked it over in his sleep.
Buwahahaha –--drunk cajun gonna make vous wake up late laugh
Time pour sum cuddlin.
I made moi way back upstairs towards ma chere room and climbed in de bed avec lui.
De last t'ing I remember t'inkin was t'at she needed to shave t'ose legs cause de hair was kinda rough.
xxx
De next mornin, I woke up to yelling, sumt'ing bout de lizard being late...t'en a growl.
Hmmm...ma cherie getting naughty Remy see.
"You got five seconds to get your Cajun, swamprat, backwater ass outta my bed Gumbo."
I frowned. Why ma cheire sound like Wolverine?
Opening my eyes, t'is Cajun almost died...mais non. I did de next logical t'ing.
I screamed.
I was in bed wit Wolverine and Stormy. Oh merde. De weather goddess didn't t'ink it was all t'at funny eit'er, hint her scowl.
Jumping up, I sprint back to moi chambre, but stop when I see caution tape over de do. Except...t'is tape didn't just say 'caution'. It said:
'CAUTION! ASSHOLE ZONE!'
Who de hell would prank moi?
Turning when I hear chuckling behind moi, mes yeux narrow at de lizard, who's leaning against anot'er do.
"Surprised, Gambit?"
T'at dumb fuck had finally figured moi out. Time ta step moi game up. I rip de tape down.
"Non."
T'at's de same time Kitty decided to open her room door, sending Cody flying to de flo. I just smirk and head in ma chambre.
"Oh my God Cody! Are you like, alright?!"
"Non, not at all..."
Well journal, Remy gotta go pour now. Got a Danger Room Session avec one eye. Et vous know how he be on moi ass.
:Rolls eyes in an annoyed yet utterly handsome way:
A demain!
RL