Title: Like a Plague
Fandom: Inuyasha
Verse: My Inu/Ban AU
Pairing/Characters: Inuyasha/Bankotsu, Kouga/Miroku, Kaede
Genre: Humor- AU
Words: 361
Rating: T
Summary: Miroku is fed up with some of his mates rituals.
A/N: Written for iy_no_kakera
From the instant Miroku came storming in the front door at 10pm, suitcases in hand and a scowl in place Inuyasha, Bankotsu and Kaede all knew what time of year it was. He was in such a foul mood Bankotsu packed up his book and lemonade and headed to another room. He was more than content to leave Inuyasha to deal with his best friend when he was in a mood pissy enough to be felt across the room.
"How many came in this time?"
"I swear they multiply quicker than rabbits."
"So ten?"
"Try fourteen. They're worse than a plague of locusts. The fridge was already empty by the time I left."
"Wow that's a lot of people in one spot I know your place is big but…"
"Who are you telling and as much as I'm all for closeness I just could never got use to THAT much closeness. Sixteen people sleeping in one big pile… that's just insane."
"Have you ever really given it a shot? I figured you of all people would get a kick out of it."
Miroku glares at his supposed best friend, "Even I have my limits, Inuyasha."
"Well your usual room is open as always if you want to stay here until the pack moves on."
Miroku didn't reply he simply huffed and tromped up the stairs.
Seeing that the coast was clear Ban came back in the side door and asked Inuyasha if Mir was ok.
"He'll be fine Love he just needs to get over himself. He really should give some of the pack habits a shot since Kouga's his mate and all that jazz."
"You know if we were mean we would wait until he dozed off then dog pile on him," Bankotsu said with a devious smile.
"Was that an intentional pun?"
"No but if it gets you to agree you can take it however you like."
"Long as we can take pictures with our phones to torture Kouga with by text, I'm game for anything," Inuyasha admitted with a grin.
With that decided the two headed to grab a quick shower to kill time until Miroku fell asleep.