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The students were now taking bets on which house could get the most rules on the list.
It took two weeks before another letter arrived showing which house had won.
The letters arrived earlier than previous three letters and students were sure it was probably down to Professor McGonagall who wasn't happy about having students half asleep in her lessons.
Dear Students,
I am amazed at how many new rules I've written since my previous letter also a little impressed at the imagination many have shown in the things they've done.
46. Professor Snape does not want or need a hug and demands students stop immediately.
I've been saying for years he needs more hugs, but Severus doesn't agree at all.
47. Neville Longbottom is not allowed to assist the Weasley twins in creating a plant that will eat Slytherins.
47a. The Weasley twins are not allowed to create a plant that will eat Slytherins.
47b. No student is allowed to create a plant to eat anyone.
48. Not allowed to claim non-stop that Hogwarts is going to be attacked by,
Zombies.
Daleks
Weeping Angels.
Goa' uld.
Replicators.
All this talk Hogwarts being attacked is being the younger students uncomfortable.
49. Not allowed to write to Bellatrix Lestrange and Lord Voldemort suggesting they should get together.
Writing to the darkest wizard and witch the wizarding world has ever known is foolish.
50. Never get into a eating contest with a Weasley.
That's not a rule, but friendly advice.
51. "All students are forbidden to join the Weasley twins' group 'The Ministry Of Magic Are Morons League'
I am afraid I do not see the point of this group, and if the Minister of Magic were to find out about it he would be sure to think I'd created it, and then he would suspend me, which wouldn't be very good, would it!"
52. Not allowed to ask Hagrid for a piggy back.
This comes from me, not Hagrid.
53. "I was bored" is not a good enough excuse for chasing first years around with the sword of Gryffindor.
53a. Not allowed to break into my office to steal the sword of Gryffindor.
54. Not allowed to owl members of staff about your love life.
As your headmaster there are things I just don't want to know about my students and their love lives is one of them.
55. Not allowed to start screaming for no reason.
It is really unnerving when you're sitting eating and somebody starts screaming as if they're about to be murdered.
56. Professor Snape is not Merlin and it is wrong to tell first years he is.
Severus is powerful, but no where near as powerful as Merlin was.
57. Not allowed to claim you are the love child of Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort.
The thought of those to reproducing is terrifying.
58. The Weasley twins cannot cancel any orders given to you by a professor.
It stuns me that any student thought they could.
59. Not allowed to rename Halloween let's try an kill Harry Potter day.
Mister Potter thought it may encourage people to try and kill him even more.
60. Not allowed to leave potions to go join the Cult of the Rubber Duck.
60a. The Weasley twins are not allowed to start a cult called the Rubber Duck or any other cult for that matter.
This comes directly from your parents.
61. Hogwarts wouldn't be better if you were allowed to get drunk.
Which is why alcohol is forbidden to students.
62. The Weasley twins are not to be given caffeine shots ever again.
Those two are hyped up enough as it is.
63. Dragons will not help bring the four houses together.
It is good that students have begun to think of ways to bring the houses together.
64. Clothing is not optional.
I'd thought those howlers would've made the twins stop walking around naked, but obviously not.
65. If something looks dangerous it probably is.
66. Not allowed to send birthday cards to Death Eaters unless you're related to a Death Eater.
I don't why half of Hufflepuff sent Lucius Malfoy a birthday card and honestly I don't want to know.
67. Telling Professor McGonagall "Peeves told me to" will not get you out of trouble for biting her.
67a. Not allowed to bite Professor McGonagall.
Only animals and toddlers bite, Not children eleven to seventeen.
68. Not allowed to blow things up for the hell of it.
69. "I was having a staring contest with an owl" is not a reason for missing Potions.
Potions is an important class and unless you have a great reason you must turn up to class.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.
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