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When the students of Hogwarts went into their dorm rooms for bed they found their letter from Dumbledore waiting for them on their pillows.
Dear Students,
I shouldn't be impressed at the amour trouble you cause, but I am.
131. Please stop writing to your parents telling them I am dead and my dying words were "I wish I'd eaten more candy".
My dying words are going to be "Tell Voldemort, he sucks".
132. Professor Sprout is to be addressed as Professor or Professor Sprout.
She is not to be a addressed as, "Brussels", "Sprout the Troll Slayer" or "Professor Plant Lady.
133. Voldemort is not in love with me or Harry Potter.
I suggest that student who said he was start seeking professional help immediately.
134. Alternate spring break is supposed to be a learning experience, therefore learning how to fix the odds at ANY gambling house is not an option.
135. The literature aspects of Playboy is not an appropriate topic for a History of Magic theme.
It is not appropriate for any class.
136. Dying the Black Lake green for St. Patrick's Day is not an option.
Because then it would no longer be the Black Lake.
137. Freaky Friday was a movie, it is not a school holiday.
138. Not allowed to hide Mundungus Fletcher stolen goods at Hogwarts.
No matter how much he begs.
139. The ministry is full of incompetent morons, but you are not owl the ministry everyday telling them this.
I didn't want to put this, but the minister insisted.
140. Hermione Granger wants the Weasley twins to stop pestering her to build a time machine.
141. Not allowed to give a statement to the press without my permission.
Especially if the statement is this,
"Hogwarts is under attack by three eyed aliens, but that doesn't matter because Voldemort owns a purple hat.
"Thank-you and Bye-Bye".
142. When a psychiatrist is sent to Hogwarts after somebody made a stupid statement to the press, you are not to drive them insane.
Even if Professor Snape encourages you to.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.