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The students received another letter two days after their letters at breakfast and once again the arrival of the letter was at a completely different time.
Dear Students,
I think sunsets are beautiful, but I hate sunrises and I don't know why I'm telling you this.
159. The quiddich pitch cannot be turned into an ice skating rink.
We still play quiddich in the winter.
160. The professors are not zombies.
There are mornings when they need an extra cup of extra strong tea, but the caffeine will kick in and they will become functional. The zombies are insulted when compared to professors.
161. Voldemort is not to be referred to as the "Mean Green Dancing Machine".
He does not dance.
162. Please stop calling all red haired students Arthur Weasley's love children.
There are currently only Fred, George, Ron and Ginny attending and Charlie, Bill and Percy have graduated. Molly is not amused by such insinuations and Arthur is tired of sleeping in the broom shed.
163. Not allowed to pour yogurt over Professor Flitwick and claim you only did it to save him from a herd of Elephants.
164. Fred, George and Ron Weasley are not allowed to hurt any boy that looks at their sister.
Ginny says she can handle herself and if you three don't stop she's telling your mother.
165. Nobody is to ask what universe I live in.
Because I'm not sure that I know.
166. Not allowed to get into an argument with a brick wall.
Even if you do get more sense out of the wall then from everyone else around you.
167. Talking to yourself and then cackling insanely leads to others looking at you oddly.
168. I and everyone else at Hogwarts want the Weasley twins to stop calling everyone "Dave".
It is so, annoying.
169. Harry Potter is to stop obsessing over cheese.
Don't get me wrong I like cheese, but I'm not obsessed with it.
170. Not allowed to get into a tug of war with Fang over a bread roll.
I don't not what say, I really don't.
171. Voldemort is not a poor misunderstood man who wants his mother.
Voldemort is a power hungry nut job who probably would've been just as psycho if his mother had of lived.
The woman dosed a man up with love potion to get him to marry her, that doesn't scream sanity to me.
172. Just because somebody woke you up before noon on the weekend doesn't mean you're allowed to scream, so loud you almost burst half Hogwarts eardrums.
Seriously that student could terrify Voldemort with that scream.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.