Disclaimer: I do not Harry Potter.
AN: 250 belongs to ajkent14z. 251, 252& 253 belongs to Hermione Is My Role Model. Also a massive thank-you to my readers & Reviewers.
Dear Students,
If I have to listen to Umbridge's annoying giggling one more time I think I'll go insane and eat my hat.
245. Not allowed to fling jelly at students or members of staff and then claim it is all the name of world peace.
I am glad you want world peace, but I don't know how flinging jelly at others is going to achieve it.
246. Pumpkins are not plotting to take over the world using Ninja apples.
247. You cannot keep throwing things at Umbridge when her back is turned.
No, that doesn't mean you can throw things at Umbridge when her isn't turned.
248. You are forbidden from breaking into the kitchen and putting laxatives in anyone's food.
249. You cannot skip class to hold because you were having lunch with the Mad Hatter, Jack the Ripper and a life form that evolved from your toenail.
You'll have to go to lunch with the Mad Hatter, Jack the Ripper and the life form evolved from your toenail on the weekend.
250. "Stop telling Harry Potter that he got his mother's eyes.
He has heard this infinitely many times and it's not a new discovery anymore."
251. Whoever dyed my beard pink while i was sleeping is in DEEP TROUBLE.
Although I have to admit it went very nicely with my Valentine's Day outfit.
252. Would the person who force-fed all the first years some potion of their own making just before the holidays which made the first years' teeth and hair fall out and boils erupt all over their *ahem* private parts, please come to my office on Thursday.
I am getting rather tired of recieving Howlers from the first years' parents. I think I may ask Severus for something to cure my earache...
253. Dolores Umbridge recently told me that a certain pair of wrongdoers had sent her a package containing two fat toads that had been turned pink and had pink ribbons tied aroun their necks. The package was labelled "Dear Toady, we found your long-lost relatives, love from The Awesome Pranking Duo."
My heartiest congratulations, boys...I mean, er, that was very wrong of you, Weasleys, very wrong indeed...although I do agree Umbridge is rather toad-like,,,
254. There is no "Hex a Slytherin Day".
No, I will not make it a day either.
255. Telling Professor Snape that you only broke into his private quarters to steal his hats, will not get you out of trouble.
256. You are not allowed to charm things to spit out glitter every time Umbridge speaks.
The woman never shuts up and Hogwarts is covered with glitter, yesterday I found in glitter in my cup tea.
257. You cannot charge students to use the bathroom and you will back the students you've taken money from.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.