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Dear Students,
As you know I've been forced out of Hogwarts by Umbridge and Fudge, but that's not going to stop me from writing to you.
As I've been informed of your antics from others Professors it means I have lots of new rules for you.
306. Never again are any of you to name anything Dumbledore's Army.
I so, should've made this rule ages ago.
307. Not allow to steal Umbridge's blood quill and write depressing poetry.
308. Biting Professor Snape will not give you super powers.
It will however lead to Severus hexing you.
309. Not allowed to get caught putting poisonous toads in Umbridge office.
You can do what you like to Umbridge as long as you don't get caught, previous rules concerning the toad no longer applies.
310. Professor McGonagall is not going to ever buy everybody at Hogwarts a pony.
This comes directly from Minerva.
311. Not allowed to throw fruit at Professor McGonagall and then claim, "A Donkey wearing a dress made you do it".
Why would a Donkey want you to throw fruit at Minerva?.
312. Stop accusing Professor Sprout of stalking your cat.
Because she isn't stalking anybody's cat nor, does she want to.
313. No one and I mean no one is allowed to force Voldemort and his followers to watch Pride and Predjeduce. Then, proceed to dress Proffesor Snape up as .
314. No one is allowed to put a dialostion charm on Mr. Potter to make him look like Aung from The Last Airbender.
314a. No one is allowed to make Draco Malfoy dress up as Zuco from Avatar The Last Airbender.
314b. No one is allowed to make anyone dress up as someone from Avatar The Last Airbender.
I've had enough complaints as it is.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.