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AN: 330 belongs to Dragonsrule18. 331 belongs to Hermione Is My Role Model.
333, 334, 334a, 334b& 335 belongs to HallowRain8587.
Dear Students,
I found out something interesting today, That Umbridge has this fear of ducks. I tell you all this out the goodness of my heart.
Because you never know when the great hall will become full of ducks and Umbridge might need your help.
326. You must stop trying to invent Bubble gum that will you breathe fire.
Give it up, you're not going to be able to achieve it.
327. Not allowed to take out every library book and replace the books with stories you wrote.
Especially if the story is titled, "How Lucius Malfoy got a unicorn and Severus Snape ate mouldy cheese.
328. Hermione Granger is not allowed to throw a pillow at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley because they both refused to reenact her favorite episodes of Stargates.
Especially in the middle of potions.
329. Harry Potter is not allowed to date anybody who has bunny boiler tendencies nor is he to enlist Hermione Granger, Ginny Weasley or Luna Lovegood help in dumping someone who has bunny boiler tendencies.
330. You are not allowed to come to class poly juiced as Professor Snape and have the students making lemon drops for their potions lesson.
331. Buzz Lightyear is not about to raise an army of Little Green Men to bring down Hogwarts, and nor is Emperor Zurg.
Please stop this obsession with Toy Story. I've lost count of the number of times I've heard "You've Got A Friend In Me," "Woody's Roundup," and "When Somebody Loved Me" being sung, danced to and played. It was sweet at first, but it's getting annoying.
332. Not allowed to rename the four houses.
The houses have and always been Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin.
Never are the houses ever going to be called, " The Heros who going to die", "The Wimps", "The sitting on the fence brigade", "The murdering snake scumbags".
333. The Twister game is still missing from the teacher's lounge.
Now I need someone to play with while in exile, tweet me-I now have an account.
334. Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy are not giving Tango lessons in the Transfiguration Classroom.
334a. Lucius and Narcissa Malfoy are not giving Paso Double lessons in the Charms Classroom.
334b. Lucius Malfoy does not give private dance lessons to any female students, Narcissa will hex him into next week, then turn her scary sister Bellatrix on the students. Not good.
As much as you would like to learn to dance, they aren't much gun as teachers just ask Draco.
334c. Lucius Malfoy and Narcissa Malfoy are not professors at this school so, neither should be teaching to dance or teaching you anything else.
335. Orange is not the new black.
Stop sending Professor Snape hunter orange robes, he will not wear them.
336. Just because you say you're a Ninja it doesn't make it true.
337. Hogwarts has not become overrun with Demonic Frogs that can fart lasers.
Stop saying it has.
338. Not allowed to tell anybody that informed you all of Umbridge's fear of ducks.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.