Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
379. Belongs to Hermione Is My Role Model.
380. Belongs SkittlePotter!
A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.Dear Students,
I think it'd be awesome if I could do back flips.
379. Professor Snape is not being possessed by evil babies.
Professor Snape is too good at Occlumency to be able to be possessed, and babies are too little and cute to be evil.
380. No one is to tell first years that on the 9th July it's wear nothing day.
Honestly I keep having nightmares!
381. Not allowed to do everything I've forbidden you to do in these letter to prove how awesome you are.
382. Stop suggesting that potions classroom gets turned into an ice rink,
Because it is never going to happen.
383. Me and Professor McGonagall are not an item.
383a. Voldemort is not our secret love child.
Whoever keeps spreading these false rumours please stop.
884. Not allowed to break into the Slytherin common room and leave a cardboard cut out of Harry in it.
You shouldn't break into the Slytherin common room at all.
885. You are all forbidden from writing to the parents of Muggle born students, telling them that their children have joined a cult.
When they haven't
386. Cauldrons are for brewing potions in, they are not for placing on your head and screaming who turned out the lights.
387. The Gryffindor common room is not the place to set fireworks off.
388. Quit asking Professor McGonagall if she has ever coughed up a hair ball
Because she is never going to tell you.
389. Hogwarts is not overrun with garlic breathing three headed chickens.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.
AN: If anybody wants to use these rules in a fic or whatever feel free to do so.