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392, 393, 394, 403, 404, 405 belongs to

GreenDrkness.

397& 398 belong to the The Eclectic Bookworm.

399. Belongs to Here's7to6never5growing4up

A Massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.

Dear Students,

I find how easily you manage to get into trouble amusing.

390. You are not required to paint your face red and sing the school song to enter the Gryffindor common room.

Those who keep insisting that you do are lying.

391. Professor Snape is not having a mid life crisis and he wants you to stop saying he is.

392. You are not allowed to try and make the Great Hall into another Forbidden Forest.

One is enough.

393. Do not dare each other to ride the centuars.

394. Not allowed to smuggle a dragon in to Hogwarts as a late birthday for Hagrid.

394a. Do not smuggle dragons in general.

395. You don't need to shout "Bananas," every fifteen minutes.

It is annoying and distracting.

396. Just because you've never seen Voldemort and the Easter Bunny in the same room, is not proof that they are the same person.

397. Do not try to get a detention just so you can steal all of Professor McGonagall's Ginger Newts.

She is very annoyed and hungry.

398. Do not try and sell those Ginger Newts in Transfiguration. Honestly, if you want to do it in my office, to me.

Minerva never gives me any.

399. Will everyone please stop talking in an a fake american accent.

400. Lucius Malfoy does not want to hear your theory on why he carries a cane everywhere

Nor does anybody else.

401. Writing insulting letters to Death Eaters and signing it with your real name was stupid.

You should of signed it Umbridge or Voldemort.

402. Not allowed to swap Mister Potter's broom for a chicken.

Harry is not happy.

403. You are not allowed to bring in Muggle transportation devices and charm them to transform into Transformers.

404. You are not allowed to bring in Horror Movies.

Nor are you to react anything from Horror Movies once you find out Hogwarts doesn't have Electricity which without you are unable to run a TV or DVD player.

405. You are not allowed to coerce the ghosts, the portraits, the suits of armour, House Elves, other students or Hogwarts itself to reenact anything from a Horror Movie.

The first years still belive the grudge is out to get them.

Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.