Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Dear Students,
If I could crossbreed Fawkes with turtle it'd be awesome.
406. Harry doesn't want you to start singing about his personal life and you are not allowed to do it.
407. Scaring first years because you are bored is not a good excuse.
407a. Not allow to scare first years or anybody.
Why can't you just be nice to one another.
408. Nobody is to ask Ron Weasley why he has black eye.
Let's just say he should keep his nose out of Ginny business.
409. Not allowed to stick a gigantic portrait of Umbridge on the Great Hall ceiling.
Because her face ruins people's appetites
410. Professor McGonagall will never let you spray paint smiley faces on her classroom walls.
So stop asking.
411. I am not the God of all that is bonkers.
But I'd like to be.
412. Not allowed to offer to screech every word you say for a week.
Or ever.
413. Stop saying weird and crazy things in front of the journalists.
Because it always get printed in the paper and you parents worry about your sanity.
sincerely Albus Dumbledore.
A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.