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414. Belongs to Dragonsrule18
417. Belongs to Hermione Is My Role Model
to The Eclectic Bookworm
421. Belongs to Guest.
Dear Students,
It sounds egotstical when you claim you're the best thing in the universe.
That is just some friendly advice.
414. You are not allowed to invite Voldemort to Hogwarts to give a lesson on "How to Become A Dark Lord" on Career Day.
415. Not allowed declare that everyone, but you are a moron.
Because it is insulting and will make others want to hurt you.
416. No-one is to leave school grounds to help Voldemort buy a wig.
417. The person who told the first years that every second Sunday of every month you are required to swim the length of the Lake is to come to my office NOW.
The hospital wing is full of first years with frostbite, pneumonia, Grindylow scars, etc etc, and Madam Pomfrey can't handle it any longer.
First years, you are not required to dwim the lake. Don't believe anything you were told on that subject.
418. No one wants to know why you don't like cookies. You know who you are...
Don't tell the first years why you don't like cookies. Professor Snape heard that and he is scarred for life.
419. You cannot sue any professor because they refused to do your homework for you.
Do your own homework.
420. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are not allowed within a hundred yards of Lucius Malfoy.
I don't know you did to him, nor do I want to know, but you have to keep away from him.
421. Miss Granger is to stop hitting everyone who ask if her and Harry are an iteam with books.
Honestly it was a hameless question Miss Granger, now I have a bruise!
422. Harry Potter is to stop, getting obsessed over random things.
His latest obsession is finger puppets.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.