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Dear Students,
If a lie is the truth, the truth is a lie and I've gotten completely forgotten where I was going with this.
443. Not allowed to disrupt a Quidditch match unless it is an emergency,
Being bored does not constitute as an emergency.
444. Not allowed to refuse to do your homework on the grounds you feel it is unfair to tomatoes,
What tomatoes have to do with anything I don't know nor do I want to know.
145. Not allowed to tell the Weasley twins that Mister Malfoy is a good ferret.
At first it was quite funny, but Mister Malfoy has complained about being shoved up students jumpers and down their trousers for the fun of it. He is now scarred for life after seeing underneath Professor Snape's cloak.
446. No reopening the Chamber of Secrets
Mr. Potter says that the Basilisk is in no shape to eat anybody.
447. No student is allowed to hex Slytherin randomly in the hallways.
It was fun until Madam Pomfrey had about forty Slytherins ranting about the other three houses in the hospital wing.
448. Not allowed to cry hysterically for twelve minutes in the Great Hall then claim you didn't and say that everybody was hallucinating.
449. You are not allowed to send Voldemort stuffed animals
449a Do not recommend Voldemort to hug a Care Bear (it won't make him care).
450. Do not tell any Death Eaters to watch My Little Pony actually do tell them I find the show to be relaxing and show great lessons on friendship.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.