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451. Belongs to IceQueenSwag

453. belongs to Lolerator

455. Belongs to Hermione Is My Role Model

457. Belongs to TheGirlWhoSawImagination

459, 460, 461 and 462 belong to Mabushii Mikazuki

A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.

Dear Students,

If I'd chosen my own first name I would've chosen something different like Leaf or Twirl.

451. Not allowed to try to send Miss Granger into the past because you think she could change Voldemort.

You really need to stop reading FanFiction Mister Potter.

452. Not allowed to confuse Crabbe and Goyle.

453. The Death Eaters will never be happy, no matter how letters you send to them saying that they should be positive and to smile more often.

Let's face it, that will only happen in our wildest dreams (or, rather, our worst nightmares. I mean, Bellatrix Lestrange wearing rainbow coloured robes? That is just downright scary).

454. I did not give you permission to go into Professor McGonagall's private quarters, rearrange her furniture hide her clothes and write "I love chocolate" on the wall in giant letters.

The reason I didn't give you permission is because you are not allowed to do it.

455. Voldemort is not Darth Vader's twin brother.

There are a thousand reasons why they cannot possibly be related,

Vader is entirely fictional.

2. Voldemort's mother only had one child (Voldemort himself).

3. there is no physical similarity whatsoever.

4. Darth Vader lives in the future.

5. They have different surnames.

I would write down the 995 other reasons, but I can't be bothered.

456. Not allowed to say random words in the hope it result in a spell.

457. Not allowed to tell Miss Lovegood about new 'creatures' she hasn't heard of.

She has stated she knows you're lying, and that your head is full of nargles.

458. My beard does not posse the power to destroy ants and cockroaches.

I don't know why the twins make these things up.

459. No Peep Wars on the grounds.

While delicious it left a big mess for Flich and the elves to clean up. Neither were happy. I still have some in my beard.

(Peep Wars are when you line the microwave with paper towels, place two peeps inside, each one with a tooth pick jutting from their mouth. First one to explode looses. I think an engrogio would work well to substitute for a microwave).

460. No charming, hexing, cursing, or any other sort of magical tampering is to be done to the Sorting Hat so he will resort everyone into different houses.

While amusing it left him confused for weeks and he is still not right. Not to mention it was quite nerve racking for the Heads of Houses.

461. No unscheduled field trips to America claiming to be a History of Magic trip to Salem.

Especially when you wind up in Disney Land. I know for a fact that Professor Binns would never bother to change his ciriculum now when he hasn't since... Ever...

462. "No setting up the Giant Squid with the Loch Ness Monster.

I happen to know that Nessie is in happy long distance relationship with a Canadian native named Champ. However, I heard Issie of Japan recently broke up with the Oklahoma Octopus...

Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.