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465 & 466 Belong to Kampe

469. Belongs to TheGirlWhoSawImagination

471, 472 & 473 Belongs to Lolerator

A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.

AN: I've decided that once this story has gotten 300 reviews I shall pick thirty rules and write one shots on those rules came to exist.

Dear Students,

I have often wondered what it'd be like to eat a sandwich on the moon.

463. Not allowed to sing "If you're happy and you know it" during potions.

Let's make that any lesson.

464. A pink Lion did not make a green and purple Tiger threaten you into sending a letter to Lucius Malfoy, so stop using that excuse.

Why can't any of you come up with a normal excuse?.

465. No time travelling to the past, teaming up with Serverus Snape, declaring a prank war on the Marauders and changing life as we know it because you didn't want to go one-on-one with Voldemort.

466. No building a giant ice-castle in the Great Hall and re-enacting Frozen.

467. Not allowed to contact any government official, that counts for both Magical and Muggle.

468. Not allowed to write, send or stalk goblins.

Whatever wacky reason you have for doing so will not prevent you from getting into trouble.

469. Not allowed to say you rule the world.

Nobody does, get that out of your mind

470. Not allowed to rename objects or people.

For example a cup is called a cup it is not called a fluffy fart hog.

471. To the students who decided it would be a brilliant idea to play Madness songs all day, and do the dance moves to them instead of walking; please stop.

While I thought it was hilarious, the Professors did not agree with me.

472. Ron Weasley did not appreciate you gluing a galleon to the floor, Mister Malfoy.

Just wait until your father hears about this (I'm sure he will be overjoyed, but I've always wanted to use that line against you, so I seized the moment.)

473. This isn't really a rule, but I just wanted to tell the Weasley twins that I think drawing a watch on your wrist and shouting, "OMG, I'M GONNA BE LATE FOR POTIONS!" is a really good idea...

And Minerva, don't look at me with that tone of voice! You should know by now that I am crazy...

Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.