Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.

AN: I've decided that once this story has gotten 300 reviews I shall pick thirty rules and write one shots on how those rules came to exist.

474, 475 & 476 Belongs to Sakura Lisel.

479. Belongs to Hermione Is My Role Model.

482 & 482a. Belongs to Here's7to6never5growing4up

484, 485 & 486. Belongs to telmios.

488. Belongs to TheGirlWhoSawImagination

A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.

Dear Students,

I twisted my ankle and it really hurts.

474. No asking me if my hand is cramping when I write down all the new rules for everyone to read, or how I'm able to send out so many at once to everyone in school in one day.

475. No hexing, cursing, or slipping potions into the Slytherins food and drink that makes them re-enact muggle shows and movies, that alter their momentarily alters their personalities to become what they turn into.

Especially no doing any of the above while using horror movies and shows as the main theme, like Friday the 13, Nightmare on Elm Street. Nobody wants to go through THAT again EVER, and if the perpetrators are caught they will be finding themselves in detention for the rest of the year.

476. Mr. Potter has formerly asked that all of his stalkers in the school to please stop trying to dose him with love potions, spells, etc. to try and win his love, and that if you want his love to try winning it the old fashioned way like NORMAL people, and to think for a second if you really want a guy who loves you because you drugged him around, and what they will do to you if they ever come out of it.

477. Not allowed to tell people your sole purpose in life is drive others insane.

Even if it is your sole purpose.

478. Potions is not the time to practice your evil laugh.

Nor is any other lesson the time to practice it.

Practice your evil laugh in your own time.

479. Roasted first-years are not on the menu for Halloween.

We are not cannibals. That's all I will say on the subject.

480. You cannot declare everybody you don't like the "Anti-Christ".

481. Professor Snape will not help you cheat on your potions exam.

Especially when all you offer him is a slap around the face and a goat as an incentive.

482. Will Ginny Weasley stop dressing up like Any Pond and going around saying things like "You've definitely been taking stupid lessons since the last time I saw you", "Thanks for the swording. Nice swording", "When I was a little girl I had an imaginary friend,and when I grew up, he came back. He's called the Doctor. He comes from somewhere else. He's got

a box called the TARDIS that's bigger on the inside and can travel anywhere in time and space. I ran away with him. And we've been running ever since."

482a. Will Hermione Granger quit dressing up as Clara Oswin Oswald and going around saying things like "Rescue me, Chin Boy, and show me the stars", "Run you Clever Boy and remember", or "Is there a word for a total scream genius that sounds modest and a tiny bit sexy?"

Honestly you two, I don't care if you've "Waited twelve year and bitten four psychiatrist," or if you're "The Impossible Girl," and you were " born to save the Doctor" you are driving us all insane.

483. Stop asking Harry to defeat the non existing monster under your bed.

It is beginning to annoy him.

484. No dressing the house elves up as minions from despicable me and making them sing the bananas song in the great hall

485. No using polyjuice potion to make Professor Snape look like James Potter.

I think you have scarred Harry for life and I still don't want to know how you got James Potter's hair.

486. Whoever convinced the house elves to replace all the food at lunch with deep fried oreos and lemon drops should be prepared to serve detentions with Severus and Minerva.

They did not apprecaite it.

487. Not allowed to attempt to do anything you saw on the Simpsons, Family Guy or American Dad.

Not ever.

488. Not allowed to invite any Veela to

Hogwarts.

The Staff has all agreed that's never going to happen again, unless there is a Triwizard Tournament, so please stop suggesting it Mr. Smith and Mr. Weasley.

Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.