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489. Belongs to TheGirlWhoSawImagination
491. Belongs to telmios.
492, a, b,c,d belongs to Kampe.
A massive thank-you to my readers and reviewers.
Dear Students,
Where there is darkness, there is light. Where there is light, there is darkness.
489. Not allowed to claim that you're Harry's cousin.
Mr. Potter says that Dudley Dursley is a horrible person, and nobody would want to be him.
490. No professor is going to encourage your goals to become ruler of the world.
491. The gaint squid never wants to see you in your birthday suit, ever. You know who you are...cough cough... boy who lived...cough
492. You are not allowed to dress up all the first years as Pokemon and Transfigure the castle into the Kanto region.
It was a wonderful piece of magic, but Professor McGonagall did not appreciate having her classroom turned into the Indigo Plateau.
492a. We do expect some level of maturity Mr Potter. You are NOT Ash Ketchum.
492b. Mr Ronald Weasley, the 'Pika! Pikachu! Chu!'s are getting irritating.
492c. Twins Weasley, even I have to admit the Pluse/Minun act is a bit much. At least we can tell you apart now, nice facepaint!
492d. The giant floating pyramid is over the top and animating golems is illegal.
Not to mention that pitting two creatures against each other is barbaric. Almost as much as making a kid take on Voldemort because all the adults are to chicken to do it!.
493. Not allowed to make up fake prophecies.
You know who you are, the prophecy about me being eaten by a hamster and sheep was just ridiculous.
494. You cannot sue someone because they wouldn't let you have their ham sandwich.
Sincerely Albus Dumbledore.